I for one welcome our new corporate overlord.

Shit, I THOUGHT he was Spencer until I actually read the article and noticed the border.

Nothing is more heartwarming to me than nerds in love. Fuck the haters.

Um, hey. Last Jedi is Episode 8

... I lawled

As sad as this makes me, I CAN NOT imagine the sadness I will feel when Masako Nozawa dies.

Sad that even if in the age we’re living in no one on this list comes close to McHenry.

Dan Snyder is also involved.

Completely and utterly unsurprising.

He looks like he doesn’t have a Kerr in the world.

Still think they should have gone with Keira.

I have the biggest dick, OK? No one has a bigger dick than me, believe me. It’s unbelievable.

lolwut

what a n00b

he clearly knew how to fight. Cox thought he could just straight intimidate him and he got knocked on his ass twice for it

Dude, are you fucking kidding with this shit?

All fucking stupid.

The most important words in this article

http://www.theonion.com/article/superstitious-john-lackey-has-to-build-destroy-a-l-6885

So they got the Klingon language from Poland?