As long as it is nothing that retcons anything about the original trilogy.

Well, the decade isn’t over yet ...

Is this like Bruce Allen “winning off the field”?

Local TV news is just the fucking worst.

You spelled “Katherine” wrong.

I’m 30 ... so I’m still young?

K2 has a long way to go man

This is a good take, Barry.

Schumer always sells herself short. She’s way more attractive than Goldie Hawn has ever been.

“tittie kissin”?

Oh look, my new favorite player. Hopefully the Skins don’t ruin his career like everyone else’s. (spoiler: they will)

Burneko column?

BRUH

The real tragedy here is that you spelled “canceled” with two L’s.

Except Crosby’s face looks like his mother sat on it just after he was born.

Funny, but it would have been much better if it simply said after the Hello:

I do not and will never understand the appeal of these Let’s Play asshats. My generation was the “wouldn’t you have more fun actually playing outside than video games?”