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IT’S NOT A FUCKING HOVERBOARD

fuck, how does this not have more stars?

Vaben Morghulis

... said the butthurt Sox fan on Kinja.

Oh please yes.

“Many fans had speculated that Jason Todd’s Robin betrayed Batman and became the Joker, but it seems that’s not the case.”

Beat me to it! Jon, Dany and Tyrion, laid out perfectly in statistical form.

It’s a common myth that it translates to “turtle destruction wave.” Toriyama’s wife suggested it because it had “kame” in it, which fit with Kame-sen’nin (the Turtle Hermit).

Actually, considering “Kamehameha” doesn’t actually mean “turtle destruction wave” (which is a common myth) and was instead taken from the Hawaiian king, “onda vital” is way fucking off.

People have already pointed out Paikuhan, but Jaotzi is really not that far off. Chaozu is a Japanese pun on jiaozi (Chinese dumpling) and jiangshi, which are Chinese zombies (like Hsien-ko from Darkstalkers).

Hung was such a great show. I had no idea where they expected to take it but it sure was fun to watch. Damn shame it got cancelled.

I just wanted to see Melisandre’s rack and/or who she’s fucking, and didn’t get EITHER.

She’s all natural. She’s just grown since the last time you saw her on Full House.

The idea that the stay indicated the Clean Power Plan would have been eventually rejected is, I think, dubious. While it would undoubtedly have been a 5-4 decision either way, there’s no way to tell how Kennedy feels about the actual rule. I think he probably voted for a stay to avoid what happened with the MATS

You lost me at “South Park sucks.” Though you tried so hard to lose me throughout.

Talk of whether this or that is part of “a” multiverse is redundant. There is THE multiverse, and everything is parallel to each other. It doesn’t matter whether residents of one universe ever meet residents of another. They are still part of the same multiverse.

This fuckin guy ...

Why? I’m not familiar with Drouin or the Lightning; do all fans hate him for some reason?