I keep my cats indoors, but for their sakes, not for the wildlife in the neighborhood. There are hawks, owls and foxes out there, not to mention feral cats. And I’m terrified by the idea of them getting run over by a car. Frankly, the squirrel population could use a bit of culling around here, and my cats certainly…

Spider fucking Jerusalem on the front page of Gawker, fuck yeah.

You mention taking masturbation hiatuses to help with delayed ejaculation. I have been dealing with this problem for almost a decade, ever since I began having sex. For the past two years, I have been seeing how long I can go without masturbating, and my record is 51 days, with an average of about 28 days. However, I…

As an Orioles fan and hater of all that is Philadelphia sports, this was one of the greatest games ever.

The volume on it is terrible

5. How did this film go so wrong?

Even Up in the Air???

This brings back memories. I remember hearing the rep the guide got, so, thinking I was extremely clever, I went to PlayOnline and wrote down everything there was on the site. I still have it stapled together as a packet and stored away.

Being both a Skins and Orioles fan, I would venture there are a few professional sports owners, let alone human beings, that are on the same level of scum as Dan Synder. Angelos is certainly not one of them. O’s fans have always hated him for his baseball decisions - driving away talented players and quality managers,…

He’s poured tons of his own money into keeping the team in Baltimore, first off by buying the team when it was threatening to move, then by keeping it afloat when sales lagged, due mostly to his poor managerial and personnel decisions. He also donates tons of money to city institutions, all while keeping quiet about…

Local broadcast news is just the fucking worst.

Pretty sure this goes for all fans of every team in every sport in every country. There’s always a large portion of fans who don’t give a damn about the off-the-field stuff as long as the players are winning.

Is that Jay Gruden sportin' the Popeye look?

What's with Cooley's hair?

Ever meet anyone from this state? South Carolina is pretty much home to the dumbest people in the country.

"Yeah, what the fuck you gonna do cops?! I'm packing! Oh ... oh I see you're packing as well. I was not prepared for that."

Wearing a hat indoors as well. Parents didn't teach her manners I see.

You're so cute.

Well I don't trust him because he dated Sarah Silverman.

For those seeing white/gold: