this is cool and everything but who keeps a cake for three days? most cakes in my home don't last more than a day.

Now I am fully convinced that Kim has a vagina made of vodka because Kanye must be drunk.

What high-heeled sneakers?!? The only thing that I could think of while I was watching that video was that I really (reALLY, rEALLY, REALLY) wanted to touch that guy's chest.

I loved these dolls (and the books) so much. I paid way more than I should have for that Iris doll when she was for sale on eBay.

Yes. I am thirty-two and I feel like I float in a bit of a Nowhere Land when conversations like this arise. I thereby christen myself: Generation In Betweenial.

What is the age group for millenials anyway? It always seems to vary.

Sooo...? How are they going to handle the whole marriage to R. Kelly while still a minor thing? "Age Ain't Nothin' But a Number" was her first album and Kelly wrote and produced it...then gave it that fucked-up ass title.

I've always assumed that the lifestyle represented in Vogue was aspirational (See: Fucking Unlikely As Shit). Therefore, I usually read it to see how the other half (1 percent) lives. If I had to read magazines tailored only to my income bracket then I would be reading the Dollar Tree Gazette.

His assistant must have a very dark soul. How could you be complicit in this bullshit. It's like she's his fucking lure/pimp.

Isn't all of this federally regulated though? I am really not sure how the flight attendant had much of a choice in the matter. Perhaps the attendant could've been more considerate and helpful, but she/he couldn't undermine the rules altogether. I've been confined to my seat while waiting on the tarmac for about an…

I read an article about Estelle Getty once in which she discussed how she created a lot of Sophia's quirks in order to make her more realistic. One of those idiosyncrasies was Sophia's tendency to carry her purse every where she went. Getty said that as people age in this society they are treated as more of an…

The mental shift that must take place in order for you to leave the hospital with a baby that you didn't know you were pregnant with must be a shift of tectonic proportions.

oh. I just figured I posted incorrectly. I just learned how. The vid is pretty funny if you get a chance to check it out.

did you watch the link on my post?

Yikes. That is seriously messed up. I hope that you are okay.

I've heard it said before that money and fame don't change you, they just make you more of what you really are. Now, I don't have any money so this is just hearsay from rich and famous people. Still, I believe that Kanye has always been a megalomaniac (as evidenced by this Chappelle story). Money and fame just gave…

I look forward to having the fun hangout house one day.

Oh, Jason Biggs. Just go away forever. I want to punch him for making me have sad feelings for Tara when I was already quite comfortable with having no feelings for her at all.

this picture never gets old. I giggle every time I see it.