Can I divulge a bit?

Um. No. Stop. Someone always does this in "weird name" posts. They bring out ol' La-a. And it never stops being annoying and racist. Please resist and desist.

Not true. Why is the ending to this story always the same: "The dash don't be (or ain't) silent." Oh, this racism is killing me.

This may well be true, but every time there is a weird name post (seriously, EVERY time) someone says something about a "La-A". And the story is always the same "The dash ain't silent" or "The dash don't be silent" - it changes depending on which derivation of Ebonics the person is inclined to use at the moment - but…

She is gorgeous in this video. I wish I had a chaise made of men.

Like Drake, I also keep my standards for team membership high. It takes chips, dip AND wine (of dubious quality, of course) to get on my team.

I craved wine and beer so badly while I was pregnant - which was strange because I was never much of a drinker before I was pregnant. Watching my boyfriend drink was absolute torture. Finally, when I was around nine months, I drank a SINGLE beer at a party. It was heavenly. I figured that the kid was pretty much…

I asked my boyfriend to stop drinking as a show of solidarity during my pregnancy. His sobriety lasted two days. So, whenever he tried to pull that "We're pregnant" bullshit, I'd threaten to kick him in the balls.

Take two of these and call me in the morning. You fought the good fight.

I remember reading an article about Tina where she said that she used to be really self-conscious about her body because she thought that her short torso and long legs made her look like a horse.

I stopped watching after Audra left so I didn't realize that they got back together. Cool.

I was thinking Fendi, Giuseppe, Notorious or Queen Bee. In comparison, Royal ain't so bad at all.

Aww shucks!

They were really cruel to her character. Her best friend comes to her medical practice to help save it and then ends up sleeping with her ex-husband? That was three different flavors of fucked up.

I was being flip.

The nicest compliment that I've ever gotten came from a queen at a drag show. She told me that I looked like a cross between Sheryl Lee Ralph and Audra McDonald. I fucking floated away.

15 million dollars?!

I don't know if "up-chuck" is an emotional response. But if it is then yes, they both Miley and Lana evoke that emotional response from me.

Good idea, Bieber. There's no better way to endear yourself to black people then by getting in good with the Madea crew.

I recently saw the video for "Baby Got Back". All of the women had nice shapes and reasonably protuberant posteriors. Now, everyone has these "ass so fat that you can see it from the front", plastic, oddly-shaped, diaper booties. Seeing the video was oddly refreshing.