I was thinking that maybe a consultant would be the more likely route because her mere presence could probably bias a jury (or maybe even a judge).

Funny that you would write that since you haven't the power to dismiss anyone. And if she wasn't in keeping with the school's policies then tough tits she needs to change. It's great that she wants to take up a mantle, but everyone acting like it's okay for her to shirk school policy are basically saying that she's…

I've seen a few girls wearing shorts that looked like denim panties. This is not appropriate at school and if this was the case, then she needed to be punished.

Unrelated question: Will it be possible for the First Lady to return to her profession as a lawyer after the term is up?

I think that my beef with Gwyneth comes from her annoying tendency to compare very dissimilar things and in doing so paint herself as some kind of victim. For instance, when she compared leaving her kids for four weeks in order to shoot a film and collect a multimillion dollar paycheck to the plight of the overworked,…

"Weekend At Abuela's"

Well, then, Dolly is just going to have to be the star of her own biopic. Because I don't want to see anyone but Dolly play Dolly.

Is it slander if it's true?

Regular folks make it sprinkle.

He seems like the kind of guy who has to pay for ass. So, perhaps, he would be better equipped to determine the resell value of vagina.

Come to Colorado, kitty. We'll adopt you as our new state animal because Rocky Mountain Bighorn Sheep are cool and everything, but they never bring such awesome party favors.

I was under the impression that she stopped using birth control because they wanted to have as many children as God would "bless them to have". So, shouldn't it be clear that God is pumping the brakes?

Ray J needs to take that $46,840 and build a bridge. It's time to get over it, homie.

I am not a celebrity. So, I know that I will never capture the BIG endorsements. However, I would be happy to be the face of generic emergency contraception.

I really wish that I could have enjoyed my pregnancy more. Unfortunately, I retained water like the Hoover Dam and gave birth during one of the hottest months of the year. Part of me is super-jealous of ladies who really enjoyed the experience. I am pretty certain that I won't be going down that road again...so, it…

I guess we can't be sure? We can experiment by having every black person walk around late at night in an affluent neighborhood. If no less than five squad cars show up then we can reasonably conclude that they are in fact real.

I want to be hologrammed sitting on my couch and looking disapprovingly at everyone. It'll keep my kid in line and discourage my boyfriend from getting another girlfriend. Even in death, I live.

I actually laughed out loud at the part with Kidada Jones in the lineup. It was like she was pretty much saying what all of us were thinking: "What is this bullshit?"

Everything is better with Randy Watts.

That's her best friend Melissa Ford.