GUMBO GUMBO GUMBO THAT AIN’T NO FUNERAL

Check out this New Orleans one, where the family propped up the body playing Xbox:

Your list of more horrible ways to die left out an old Persian method of execution:


“Scaphism, also known as the boats, was an ancient Persian method of execution designed to inflict torturous death that was described by the Persians’ archenemies, the Greeks. The name comes from the Greek σκάφη, skáphe, meaning…

How did you miss either of “Climax, Georgia” or “Intercourse, Alabama”?