A useful and affordable object, beautifully designed and finely crafted with high quality materials.

Real question: how does a joke about rape mean rape is funny? A joke can be funny without its subject being funny, isn’t it? I’ve seen beautiful movies about slavery that do not make slavery beautiful.

Weaklings Guide to The Galaxy.

In your case you could ask you mom to call to say you’re sick and can’t go out today, I suppose.

Or you could just act like an adult and say No to things you don’t want to do instead of being a pathetic wuss. Either way.

I used to be an extremely honest kid—up until my 6th birthday. I opened a red & white striped sailor outfit and promptly declared I didn’t like it. I received the sternest lecture from my father that I had to show gratitude for presents because someone put a lot of thought into that present and bought it just for me.…

My skill is silence. For whatever reason as a kid I tried to move silently. Now, I don’t buy clothes, shoes, etc. that make any noise. It’s very easy for me to sneak up on people.

“I was shocked at how she flew across the floor.”

I thought I sucked at closing the sale, but turns out I was doing this all along! I manage an event venue that rents space for corporate and wedding events. I would get in trouble sometimes if our sales manager heard me end a tour with "Think it over and get back to us. I don't want you to jump in unless you're…

This technique is much more effective if what you're suggesting is rational in the first place.

I can be easily persuaded by pussy.

From my 20's, I know most pussy is incredibly persuasive.

Pics or it didn't happen

Senator, I have met some incredible pussies — incredible pussies are friends of mine — and you, sir....