ukelele90
Ukelele90
ukelele90

Gross, you're one of those. Look, when you're making art, you have a choice. You can make mediocre, sophomoric crap, or you can consider how it will read to your audience and make something that actually communicates and inspires others. Choosing to make something that speaks to others and has actual depth and taste

"Making art for your audience is control"
That's... really fucking stupid. If you don't want to make art for an audience, then enjoy your bedroom performances with your cats. Art is a community activity, it is a social and discursive exchange, not a self-involved, masturbatory exercise. God, I'm so glad I've gotten to

The patriarchy isn't really that good for men, either.

"Womyn."

Start ticketing these fuckers or something?

they just really, really, REALLY wanted to give those girls a compliment. at all costs. true gentlemen, really.

Fucking hell. So when a man is being and doing what a real man should be and do, this shit happens. All because some prick felt slighted that he was called out for being a prick. Fucking hell.

Sorry what is your point? Did you have one or nah?

"Stop telling your amusing story without making it absolutely, 100% clear several times at least that you are not talking about every single man on the planet!"

Aww... muffin.

I can send you some super absorbent tampons for your tears of righteousness.

Ditto! Wait, is that us?

Wow, you're really an asshole.

No matter how good a parent you are, all kids have bad days. Flying off the handle and yelling at the kid will often just make the whole situation a lot worse (and invite a whole lot of judgemental ignorant assholes not unlike yourself who will get in her face for being too hard on her

No I am the childless asshole who still somehow manages to cut people an ounce of fucking slack.

"(how'd that turn out by the way...)"

Full disclosure: One of the main reasons I try to remain anonymous on Gawker media is because I don't want anyone I know in real life to see how obsessive I can get defending my opinions on here. Not that I'm embarrassed by the opinions themselves, just that I devote so much time and energy to what is probably just

That is a good point. It kind of reminds me of abusers using excuses like having "anger management" problems. Obviously that does exist and can lead to abusive behavior (mental health stuff re: regulating emotions, interpersonal skills, etc.) but often the question is, well, do they abuse their boss, coworkers? Their

If you're too pregnant to run, sit on a skateboard and get your friend to push you rilly rilly fast. Just get the hell outta there! Jiminy jeezus.

"My husband is a nice, gentle man who is supportive and kind to my face but has a sinister, sick side that is even more malevolent given the fact that he is so sly and secretive about it. In our 9-year relationship, we've fought three times total which shows the almost psychopathic levels he goes to to suppress his