Yeah, I wish we could all make such enlightened contributions to the content of the internet as your comments.

I'm pretty sure you heard of this guy.

at least she's consistent with the whole "film a music video on someone's balcony by the freeway" aesthetic.

Fuck this. Fuck this whole thing. Fuck all these people.

I never got the sense that women are put off by dick pics because dicks are inherently appalling or ugly, just that its off putting to say the least to get a dick pic from a guy you either don't know well or don't know at all. Not everyone is comfortable with getting an unsolicited eyeful of someone else's junk. Most…

They don't like *uninvited* sexually suggestive pics of genitalia. As I understand it, it's not our dicks that are the problem, but our general lack of tact and inability to grasp nuance.

It's not that women are SHOCKED by dick pics; it's more of a consent issue—in the early stages of courtship (especially BEFORE you've established a sexual relationship with someone), a dude's presumption in sending you a photo of their genitals without an explicit "yes please send me a photo of your junk" IS a…

Never date a man named Scott.

Well, I was cheating on my girlfriend with her best friend, but mostly because I thought my girlfriend was cheating on me

sounds like you all got what you deserved

Okay, this isn't technically a "cheater" story because we were not exclusive—but it is some lying bullshit, shit-to-the-bull:

That is awesome. My grandma has outlived at least one priest who gave her her last rites. I'm pretty sure it's the brandy.

I had a similar experience during one of my grandpa's hospital visits. He desperately wanted a beer. We didn't ask permission first, just did it. That was one of many hospital trips where the doctors encouraged everyone to congregate because they thought the end was imminent...he lived another 2 years.

Eliza Doolittle: Yes, Lord love you. Why should she die of influenza, when she come through diphtheria right enough the year before? Fairly blue with it she was. They all thought she was dead. But my father, he kept ladling gin down her throat. Then she come to so sudden she bit the bowl right off the spoon.

Even if you were worried about your child, unless you found them torturing a cat or something, how could you possibly think them capable of murder? No parent would think that about their child without overwhelming evidence.

their mainstream is just so much bigger than ours, and the mainstream always has the worst taste, regardless of country, lol.

Except molten lava can be empirically proven to be dangerous. Mushrooms cannot. Regardless, that comparison is completely irrelevant because we were talking about whether it can expand consciousness, remember? That's not something you could know without experiencing it or having empirical data proving it. You have…

Like I said, I don't give a fuck about Dio or the band. Shrooms, man.

Bullshit. When she starts crying hysterically you start teaching her how to process, not grab your camera. "What is wrong?" "Why does that make you sad?" "I understand, baby. That is very sad. What about the things he can do when he is bigger. Can you think of some games you will play together?" What do you think will…

I hate the term friendzone.

I prefer the much more descriptive Masterbation Alley.