I would add a fourth: “I studied abroad in (insert country here) for three months, so I’m TOTAL EXPERT ON AUTHENTIC (insert country’s cuisine here)!!!!”

Fucking amen to this. It felt like NBC barely used her in Rio, and her Olympic coverage is usually one of the best parts of the game. At one point, they had her doing commentary for marathon swimming (yes, I was watching this), and she managed to make it pretty fun and interesting. Wish they’d put her in more…

#thanksJason

My head hurts just thinking about this. And I love Kingdom Hearts.

It is a crying shame Xenosaga hasn’t gotten the HD remaster treatment yet. I’d scoop that up in a heartbeat. Never did get around to playing Episode III, which is one of my big gaming regrets. I had played II as soon as it came out, but by the time III rolled around, I couldn’t remember any of the story and didn’t…

My brain hurts just thinking about this. :(

I don’t know how this is making me feel tonight.

HOLD YOUR HORSES. I see what you did there.

Spot on. Had a very similar experience a few years back when I saw him, although it was Mark Knopfler who opened for him. Knopfler absolutely killed it, then Dylan came out, butchered some old favorites, played some covers/songs you’ve never heard of, attempted to engage the crowd, then left.

Oh my god, out of all the true things in this article, THIS IS THE MOST TRUE. All my my female Facebook friends pull this shit all the time, and it’s just the worst.

I tried them! They’re...just okay. Maybe a bit too sweet for my liking (I don’t know what I was expecting), but they actually sort of nailed the orange soda flavor. I think being a food scientist for Pop Tarts or Taco Bell or Oreos must be the best/freakiest job in the entire world.

Lots of Splatoon, as it’s the final Splatfest! Go team Marie!

Did they literally name a team after the arcade game San Francisco Rush?

Oh man, weird as this sounds, this was the first Final Fantasy game I ever beat! It was seventh grade, and I had just discovered emulation. Played the entire thing on the family’s Gateway PC. I loved the heck out of the game at the time, flaws and all, but I don’t think I could ever play it again. Even with the…

I’m so happy to see Link’s Awakening getting so much love here! It will always be my favorite, hands down.

This was one of the first video games I ever owned! It’ll always have a special spot in my heart. That said, I’ve been trying off and on for 30ish years now to beat this damn game, and no luck so far. That f’ing cornfield is the death of me everytime. Have you had any luck?

Fuck it, let’s swap it out with Blitzball and see what happens! :)

Out of all the video games we played in college, New Tetris definitely got the most playtime. It was one of those games where anyone could really drop in and play, and who didn’t love trying to make those 4x4 squares?

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