I have yelled some terrible, terrible things trying to get all the unlocks in Sonic Racing Transformed.

I LOL'ed hard at this. GIVE THIS GUY MORE STARS!

I'm in Madison, but I know Tomah well! Used to do a lot of driving to and from Minneapolis, and Tomah is always a convenient stop. Small world!

Hello from Wisconsin! We didn't even make Cruisn' USA.

But does it also have espiers in it?

22. Beetle Adventure Racing (1999)

So...much...Mario Kart 8. And I'm listening to the soundtrack while I write this. I have a problem.

Hands down, the ghost train. It comes at you from out of left field, has crazy awesome music, and Sabin suplexes the damn thing. SO AWESOME.

Because...the internet.

I haven't bought mine yet, but am just about to. You hit the nail on the head with your comment about games...there's plenty of stuff out now to hold us over until these cool E3 games start rolling out. Hell, I could play MK8 for the next several months, and be perfectly content. I don't know what people are…

You can go ahead and call me a victim of hype. But all I know is that everything I saw yesterday from Nintendo's presentation looks like fun. Doesn't matter if every announcement wasn't for a blockbuster project.

Nintendo fans, you wanted reasons to buy a Wii U? There were like 30 given to you yesterday. Seriously, Nintendo killed it yesterday. I've been holding out too, but I'm totally in now.

Many of the game's audio clips appeared to be based on dialogue from Star Fox 64. "Open the wings!" "Check your g-defuser system!"

Agreed. I couldn't wipe the stupid smile off my face while they were playing.

Oh man, the horrible voice acting is the best part!

This one.

If it doesn't work out with Miyamoto, can we be best friends?

Or in Smash Brothers. It could require dodging lots of fly-swatters!

It's well worth a shot, especially if you're familiar with the original NES game. It's a hell of a lot easier, that's for sure. :)