I don't know what 98% of these mean, but I am 100% sure I will work them into my comments from now on, you Purestrain turd warriors.

This was the first thing that came to my mind when I saw this. Thanks for making it happen!

Beautiful, my friend. I hope this wins!

More like...we have a WEINER!!! AMIRITE?!?!

This will never, ever get old. I hope I'm not the only one who thinks that.

Ugh, I don't know. Final Fantasy VI is supposed to be dark and gritty. Especially in Narshe. The new graphics look too colorful and cheery, which is definitely not what this game is about.

Still cheaper and more effective than the Gamecube broadband adapter!

Thanks Dreamcast for letting us play one of the greatest RPG's ever, Skies of Arcadia. Sega - I still want a sequel.

When two Bomb Birds love each other very much, and one of the becomes electrified, that one is an Electrified Bomb Bird. The other one really doesn't matter. You'll understand when you are older.

Wii Fit U is coming out soon. I don't think it's going to be a system seller, but it may give reason for people to dig out their balance boards again after years of collecting dust.

For great justice!

Winner! Hands down. Nothing else to see here. :)

You know, it sort of makes me nostalgic for the days of renting cartridges, or buying them used, and checking out other people's save files. I remember renting Super Mario RPG back in the day, and someone named JOEY had maxed out all the characters, something I will probably never do. I wondered who JOEY was, and…

This was an exceptionally excellent round of Photoshops. Thanks all for the laughs, and looking forward to whatever happens tomorrow!

Day One edition cat.

THIS IS NEXT GEN.

And it'll still be out before The Winds of Winter.

There's some absolutely great stuff here. I always enjoy the longreads, so keep 'em coming. Thanks Kotaku for all you do!

This is awesome. And a nice reminder of how great of a game Sim City 2000 was. I still play it every now and then, and am endlessly amused by the game's newspapers.

I hear what you're saying, and I sort of feel the same way, and here's why. I feel like in the past, each console iteration of Mario felt like an evolution. While they were all great games, each new one innovated and brought us something new. World on the SNES pushed the envelope. Then 64 pushed it. Then…