The very first reply I got accused me of hating Hillary because she’s a woman. I fucking voted for her last week via mail. But because I had the gall to suggest that Sanders was a better candidate, and indeed I voted for him in the primaries, I’m just a misogynistic piece of shit.

EVERYONE GRAB TWO OF EACH ANIMAL AND RUN FOR THE HILLS, THE END IS NIGH, ARMAGEDDON HAS COME, JUDGMENT DAY IS UPON US, THE APOCALYPSE IS HERE.

Calling Obama an idiot, a communist, or corrupt is political. You want to make a sign with Obama holding hands with Mao and Stalin, fine go ahead.

This is different, violent, and entirely inappropriate at a sporting event. Its directly referencing lynching as an appropriate punishment for our President. It…

Well, it has a bit of a different meaning when the target is a black guy. President or not.

I’m just confused. Is it pronounced like Dylan but with a Br, or like Bryan with an L? I slightly prefer the latter, as the former would just sound like Brillo to me.

Brylan was named in honor of his parents’ favorite Gawker alum, Brian Moylan.

Brantley makes me want to go on a shooting spree. Or anything that ends in ‘aden’.

BRYLAN

Blac Chyna, his pregnant fiancée, was not invited to her own baby shower

Took a swimming class at the park district, age 13, basically a frizzy ball of embarrassment who’d sprouted C-D cups basically overnight. The teachers were gorgeous hunks from the high school. My swimsuit, some secondhand POS that my mom had scrounged. One-shoulder, with a tie fastening on that one shoulder.

Oh who can forget that low but porn where the actors and actresses have bumps from shaving or spots of pubes that they missed.

So much Yes for the stop swiping! A male, and very cute, plastic surgeon got a look at what is probably the biggest dick in the Western US. Guy had sent it to me before an unfortunate accident which required the visit to the plastic surgeon. When the doc asked to see pictures of my accident, he starts swiping! I knew…

Oh, right...latex. AGAIN, WTF?

Ouch. I have something similar: Guy I was sleeping with regularly in college gets a facebook, friends me, and then maybe a few days later puts up “___ is in a relationship.” I was so over the moon excited, telling my best friend... I see him that same night, and he’s definitely not talking about me.

Thanks, it’s such a shitty thing to carry. It changed the way I viewed my dad forever and men in general (unfortunately). I’ll never underestimate someones ability to live a lie. My dad does not know that I know. I have no idea if he still cheats or what.

It wasn’t a phone, it was a poorly-hidden folder on a computer that my parents shared, and I stumbled across it as a kid while trying to find and print a document that had been supposed to be downloaded to their machine; their computer was the only one in the house with a printer, and this was before wireless printing…

My aunt and her daughters rented my mom’s old house for a short time. After my mom kicked them out, my brother and I were tasked with cleaning up all the shit they left behind. We found nude photos of my aunt’s second husband (whom she’d divorced by then). He had the BIGGEST DICK I’ve ever seen. But he was also the…

My former boss asked me to look for an expense report in his email and I discovered that in the past month he’d gifted his girlfriend with edible crotchless (doesn’t that defeat the whole point?) panties. 🙈

Grandpa?

I couldn’t figure out why a mustache was so upsetting... you mean porn stash! :)