she looks much better now with a healthy weight than she did when she was runway modeling and looked like a high goldfish:

Yep. I’m not a huge Jim Carrey fan of late (mostly due to his anti-vax nonsense), but now that I know his accuser is a Scientologist, I’m leaning more toward believing Carrey.

I don’t understand why the UK hasn’t had a “should we behead the royals?” referendum yet.

It’s really their sister’s mother they don’t want to be around. (I know a, very nice, person who’s worked for the family for many years.)

It’s not their sister they don’t want in the house, it’s the girl’s mother (who’s a nut job).

Yeah, I mostly agree. Except I think the Hamptons house is key. They don’t want her showing up. Ever. She wants to show up. Whenever.

See, I’m thinking Sky’s mother is trying to get a piece of EVERYTHING more to fuck with the family as well as set herself...oops, sorry, I mean, set Sky up, for life.

That’s the issue - these people don’t see her as their sister. She’s the result of their dad fucking around with another woman while he was still married. If I found out my dad had a love child and her mother wanted her kid to have an even share of the estate I’d be resistant too.

You know, I don’t ask for much out of life. I would be happy with “virtually nothing.”

I have a feeling this guy is not in college, never has been and never will

Hey, I ain’t saying he’s a golddigger...But he ain’t messing with a broke heiress. ;)

I’m going to assume the house where Michael recorded “Beat It,” etc. will self-implode when Snoddy and his “band mates” hold their first practice session there.

Sounds like a euphemism for "golddigger school". Dude's at the top of his profession if that's the case.

I want to take a moment for those who live outside of Minnesota to try and express How Very Seriously And Deeply the people here take the Wetterling case. I moved here in 2000, and it was mere weeks before it was explained to me that one left one’s porch light on for Jacob, and how his disappearance was a loss of…

I have a grudging admiration for her now, just because of how petty she is in these fake ups. She’s straight up Shaggy, “It wasn’t me.”

Shit just can never be her fault, and so many people buy it. It would be funny if it was not so infuriating.

I am absolutely devastated.

Yeah. Wish they’d leave the guns at home, but... *shrug*.

Well, I can’t approve of this sort of thing.

Sob. Now Brock will never eat steak again!