Their crime is existing here, not existing where they originally came from.

Rural Southern California is scary. And I’m from rural Appalachia so that’s saying something.

Nope, common misconception. The most common type of hand sanitizer doesn’t contain antimicrobials. It just dries out the germs with alcohol, which is not a thing they can develop resistance to.

But why are two five year olds flying alone on international flights?

Indeed. I think because they are, ahem, well preserved people tend to forget that they are 70 or just about.

Yeah I feel the same. Also I hate to pull the “they’re older!” Card. I hate when people use age as an excuse but with these ladies I really don't mind, because they are older and they are active and very positive with the community which is really a great thing in my book.

I want to tell Dolly all my problems and then have her sing Joline to me!

I feel like she is genuinely saying all of these things from a place of love and not in a humblebrag way whatsoever. Seriously. She just seems like one of the best humans to ever grace this earth.

Meanwhile in Hell, an abruptly unseated Hitler fumes, “Bugs! I should have thought to throw bugs!”

If something completely vile happens to you because you are trying to help someone in need (or you are an innocent bystander when someone else is in crisis), sometimes you just have to accept that you were in a shit place and deal. If you then find out that it was a stable person doing it on purpose, you should have…

She’s lucky it’s 2016 and not 1976. People wouldn’t have pulled out a phone. They would have subdued her and kicked out a window and squeezed her through and thrown her into the East River. Bonus: none of the tabloids would have covered it. Not unusual enough. Special bonus: The New York Times, which never really…

How people react with homeless people and people with mental health [issues]...

Yeah you know, in order to show people how to react in situations, you take all the negative stereotypes people have about a certain type of people, and just reinforce the holy hell out of ‘em.

I was being hyperbolic but there’s no reading of a ‘prank’ involving pretending to be a mentally ill homeless person that is going to make me kindly disposed towards the pranker.

I mean, I sure hope they do. Pulling the emergency brake is for emergencies at a station, not in between stations. In between stations just means you have now made whatever emergency is happening inaccessible to first responders.

Yes, I do not wish her harm but she definitely deserves to pay a fee or be sued. Her and her little teenage mayhems literally THREW crickets and worms in the air and the majority of these nasty things landed directly on one single lady in her HAIR. In her HAIR! Imagine 300-500 or whatever little crickets and freaking…

Keep the tears sis, you fucked up. I’d have been pissed as hell if I were a passenger on that train. Make your social point when I’m not trapped in a can with hundreds of other screaming, freaked out people.

Look at that handsome guy... too bad a human had to photobomb him.

No no no! CAT needs the smoke!

Yep, I think so.