Oh god it’s like one of my Twitter contacts tweeting a picture of a check to an NFL player and saying something like, “Here’s my donation to your charity!”He thought he was being clever by putting black bars on the upper left part where his name and address is, not realizing that the most important part of the check…

And people think living in a small town is peaceful and drama free. Ha! If anything, that smallness only means that people are always up in each other’s business and just reinforces the us-against-outsiders mentality. Don’t ever move to a small town and expect to be embraced like you’ve always been one of their own.…

I thought that was him! And I was just watching an old mockumentary of theirs where they were excited to be performing in Tixxus (Texas)

I was a companion for a rich old lady several years ago. Once I picked her up from breakfast with friends and even before we were out the door of the exclusive club she was already complaining loudly about how “a damn omelette” costed $30 and her Chock Full o Nuts coffee was way better than the tar juice that the club…

Couple of days back I got a voicemail from a harassed sounding guy saying “Dave, there’s no power here you need to come NOW” and there was the sound of heavy machinery and something hissing in the background. I hoped they weren’t waiting for Dave for hours while everything went to hell around them.....

Uh-huh. This is the gal who said she had an ectopic pregnancy so she has to be brought back home to the US. Obviously not, if she’s got her poor little one with her in jail now.

This is me. I just finished two little pots of primer that I used maybe once before I tossed them in some corner. The length of time I stored them made them thick enough that they were exactly how I wanted them NOW. I also try to get deluxe size products as I know I can use them all up in those sizes before I get…

I love angst. That would give me my angst fix, chased by the happy ending.

I had the misfortune to click on articles about this on my Facebook feed, and there were a TON of people who weren’t talking about the sick, tired kids but was more interested in lights. Specifically, the group behind the vigil wanted to request the White House to be lit up in gold as a symbol of support for the cause…

Must be the floppy ears!

Those whites on their faces...are they a couple of old ladies? Old lady dog friends out for a walk that went wrong? I seriously blubber in the most ridiculous way when meeting old dogs, just seeing that picture made me go “Ohhhhhgmpgfff”. Glad these gals are back to their soft beds and good food.

Great, give women more reasons not to seek care for themselves. Fuck that asshole of a doctor, kicking a woman down when she’s already sick and scared. How can you go home at the end of the day and look your loved ones in the eyes after doing that? BTW, they think it’s okay to name and shame this lady and her family?…

Same here. My cat will never stand for being carried around in arms. I’ve actually thought about that for tornado emergencies and the like, and realized that the only way is a quick apology before stuffing him into a carrier. His angry yowls will ensure that rescuers will find us promptly.

Whatever lady, might as well have gone with the “I’m sorry if anybody was offended” apology. But it’s Caturday, so let’s have here this refugee who refused to flee without his kitten pal

Mine is tame, but is the kind that people love shaking their heads over in dismay. My 8 year old nephew was asking to be lifted so he could see the water memorial at Ground Zero. Upon being lifted he proceeded not to look at the water but to crisply, deliberately STOMP on one of the names engraved at the plaque with…

Beverage services and related comforts are actually entitlements, it’s the reason why airlines have different tiers for ticket pricing. Somebody who pays more is entitled to a better flying experience, which is provided in part by flight attendants. This “paying to get from place to place” theory is really simple and…

They’re running a business here, and it’s generally a terrible idea to have annoyed customers. Nobody’s stopping her from practicing her freedom of religion, it’s the part where she’s not fulfilling all of her job duties is the problem. In the end the airline has to consider, is it worth it to get pissed off…

Huh. She’s not in trouble for being Muslim, she’s in trouble for foisting off her job duties to someone else. It might be okay once, twice, but in the end it is unfair to the other flight attendant who is doing the job of two people. Unless this gal is willing to take a pay cut, which I’m sure will only cause more…

I hope that along with those offers of food and shelter comes with the understanding that it might take years for the refugees to settle down. They’re not only going to need food and shelter for a few months, they’re going to need help with the language, with processing their papers, finding jobs, all those stuff that…

Ciara is gorgeous, but my eyes kept drifting to the garbage bins behind her.