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And of course those men who decided the “punishment” would also like to do the raping right? In the name of “justice”. Those fuckers. I say take the women and children out then nuke that town, any place that still believe in these kinds of things should be wiped off the map. Sorry, just reading all about that makes me

There’s nothing wrong with this. It’s not mandatory so nobody is being forced to go and do something against their will. Honestly? I would totally, totally love to do something like this as I am too shy and intimidated to get makeovers at places like Sephora. If anthing, Virgin should be applauded for making this

Mad respect to this man. “I’ll go get you and the kids and you can stay with me” is sometimes the only thing that women need to hear to take that first step away from a lousy situation. Anna might not take him up on his offer, but at least she knows it’s there. The rest is up to her. Oh, and the “Go to hell you prik”

Oh yeah, but the one with more right to that bulkhead seat is the one who reserved it and maybe paid EXTRA. Did you pay extra too? Delta ain’t there to babysit you, you need a bulkhead seat, you BOOK it.

Bulkhead seats are in-demand and can go weeks or even months before a flight. Depending on the airline, the seats there can cost a little more than a regular seat. No, of course Delta won’t easily hand them over to someone wanting it at the last minute. It’s not about them being stupid, it’s more about them being

The cop telling her “You’re holding the plane up” and them dragging her off when she screeched “You’re holding MEEEEE up!!!” is very cathartic. I’m sure anybody who’s worked customer service understand.

I remember as a tween I managed to get my hands on some old Harlequin/Mills and Boon books from the eighties and there was always a big fuss whenever the pantyhose gets ripped off. All I could think was, pantyhose isn’t a sexy word. These ads explain a whoole lot to me.

I was so busy, then so ill for the past few hours that my last meal was at 6 pm last night. So fuck yeah, he gives me a free sammich right now and all my clothes come off. I’m easy that way I guess. Then I’d be a shameless gold digger and try to weasel free fries and desserts after the sex.

The one time I was severely, severely tempted to volunteer was a Delta Tokyo to Minneapolis flight. Free overnight stay at Hotel Radisson plus some vouchers and cash I think. I would have been completely happy as a clam doing that but alas, I was on a tight schedule. Also, don’t know what the heck they thought they

I’m glad you asked the question, as here I am thinking about the tantrum I would have thrown if I booked 3 months in advance, selected seat 27 A then got told at the gate that nooope, I don’t even get to go on the plane. I always get tickets right through Delta too so I’m guessing some sites let you buy just the

Bobby looks like he’s gleefully typing out his plans for world domination hunched over his keyboard like that. Take care of your shoulders Bobby!

Breaks my heart that he had a big smile of recognition for a fleeting second like “Heyyy it’s Mindy!” before he completely broke down.

I’m sure the people who got shot were sorry too. What I mean to say is, this gal should grow the fuck up and just take the loss. Shit happens, and they might not have a lot of money to begin with, but that’s life. Very tacky to be begging so she can feel like a special princess again.

I live in rural WI. If I wanted to get a gallon of milk I’d have to drive 20 miles to get to a proper grocery store. If I wanted a drink I can just walk down County Road B along the soybean fields and cornfields and get to a bar 1 mile away. So that map, yeahhh I believe it. Kinda laughing-crying here now.

When I first moved to Wisconsin I was amazed at seeing a town of 325 people in the middle of nowhere have 3 bars that were doing roaring business. Surrounded by cornfields and no church, gas station or post office but have three flippin’ bars. Also, ahem, I must confess to my brats and cheese curds privilege. I’m

Dude, the poor girl thought she was in her final moments. NOT. FUCKING.COOL.

Haha, me too. I don’t have kids yet but I’m not going to leave my “spicier” reads for my elementary age kid to pick up!

Mine was a middle school one when they went on a school camping trip and the Unicorn Club all refused to bathe because the water smelled like sulfur so they all ended up filthy and “smelling ripe”, as one of them described it. Like ugghhh, even as a kid I know that ain’t right.

Sweet Valley and RL Stine books were how I learned so much English while growing up. I’m lucky to have a mom who didn’t care that we blew our allowances in like a couple of days, as long as it was on books. She also didn’t care that her 9 year old was picking up Sidney Sheldon books, as long as we were reading. So

So what I’ve really, truly learned from these posts is that you can go very minimal with makeup but still look so polished as long as you have well groomed eyebrows.