“Oh yeah just some politicians wanting to use us for attention yadda yadda” Excuse me honey, but WHO ARE YOU again?

Watching the pilot’s eyes pop open and him glancing at the cat with bugged eyes all throughout the flight is something else. Cats: hijacking your plane ride, along with your sleep, sex life and everything else.

Fantastic!

“squawky” “me eyes” Did a pirate write to you Anna?

Oh you know, us brown people are supposed to be thrilled when we’re told that we’re good in English! It’s like learning a fancy pants super power that’s not accessible in caves or boats or wherever us non-whites came from.

“I’m surprised, your English is really good!” Because tan-skinned immigrants can only speak broken or no English at all apparently.

I came here to say the exact same thing. I had Batiste and sprayed and brushed and even used a natural boar bristle brush like they suggested. All I ended up with is a heavy, even greasier head of hair.

I came here to say the exact same thing. I had Batiste and sprayed and brushed and even used a natural boar bristle…

Out of all the stabbers, I don’t know why I hate rat-face Olly the most. Maybe because Jon treated him with nothing but kindness and this is how he pays. So fuck that kid. Agree with you too about Dorne, they were a flop. Can’t believe none of those four women had thought “Hey maybe Oberyn/dad wouldn’t like an…

I love your mom! What a boss and such a brave lady!

Yes yes they should set up that video chat ASAP! I’m sure he understood she was injured when they carted her off and he’s wondering where on earth is she, how she is and is she coming soon to see him maybe? Hearing her voice would reassure him everything’s going to be okay.

Oooh I know this reference! That was AKA asshole vs asshole, and it was glorious. Or at least the comment section was.

All I could think about is that she could have walked out of that shop and taken her business somewhere else. Which she did, fine. Not good though to point out other tattoos and go “Nah nah look how much more tacky this one is!” Doing that turned this into less about neck tattoos and more of a personal vendetta thing.

So, uh, where’s the baby? You’d think there would be a simple little “Mother and baby are fine” blurb. If there was a baby to start with, that is. Sorry, just that when I first read this story I was already fearing the worst and now there’s so much more questions.

It was like wtf man you HAUL ASS out of there! You don’t get into a thoughtful staring competition with a bunch of decomposing zombies! Just fecking gooooo

The only stall I see is the Sam and Gilly plot. Like, yeah yeah Sam falls in loooove and finally gets some but that ain’t relevant to Westeros. The rest are moving along at a pretty good clip, and since I have read the books, am very grateful for it.

I don’t know what class they were sitting in, but maybe the beer was a special order as opposed to soda which is handed out for free. Still a bullshit excuse was given to her though.

Seriously. I am a hit with toddlers and young kids in our family, and I think it’s because I always I give them plenty of personal space and never grab at them. There are a lot of aunts in our family and the little ones always get squished into “give me a kiss! kiss auntie so and so *child starts bawling* ooohhh just…

I know some people are wondering why Jez chose to focus on the hug instead of the other vile things she’s said BUT...I think it’s still an important point to make, that no matter how good or how shitty a person’s opinion is, he or she still has all the right in the world to refuse to be hugged. I say this as a petite…

Sansa was just a pretty young girl back then, but holy smokes she’s grown into one of the most gorgeous women I’ve ever seen. Absolutely beautiful! And sorry to Sam and Gilly but their scenes feel like the producers are just stalling for time. I could care less if the ground opened up underneath them. The two older…

Uh huh. So they crossed, then what? All I could think of was I hope these women don’t end up causing more trouble or stressing out the soldiers stationed there.