“But, but, but...it’s not the gun’s fault. If a person wants to kill themselves they’ll find a way to do it.”

Also, fuck you people who espouse that logic.

Peter Thiel actually scares me a lot. He seems like he’d always be checking his teeth for bits of human flesh leftover from his last meal.

You know, I went and looked it up!

He’s on PED’s, cocaine, and Popeye’s.

She’s suggesting that her husband can’t stand up to peer pressure from Billy Bush. That might be more damning than the misogyny.

Too bad he couldn’t have owned Duke in the final four.

As a White Sox fan....what a dick. Jesus, dude, just let the other fans enjoy this.

It would at least solve the problem of the 13 total people that actually give a shit about removable batteries constantly bitching in the comments. So I’m for it.

With his behavior, not just this but also business practices, I almost don’t have to say he was home schooled and his father is a car salesman.

Q: How do you know if you’re talking to a libertarian?

“I am a libertarian”

Glad we could enlighten you on what it means to be a Cardinals fan.

The way they’ve been getting treated by the Cubs lately, the Cards probably also feel like they need to wear diapers.

Yeah this is a perfect time for Moto, LG,and HTC to step up to take out the king