I love how he basically starts every line with “Hey, man”

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Great jokes are never a waste of screentime.

Wypipo gonna wypipo.

This kind of falls in line what I’ve been saying. The only way we’re going to get gun control is if brown people make a big show of buying guns.

A church is filled with people on a Sunday. He lived in backwoods Texas. This was literally the only place to find a crowd. Please don’t make yourself a victim in this. There are plenty of real ones, this has nothing to do with you.

I don’t even understand how this is a story. I remember a video from a few months back where a cop straight up punches a 15 year old girl in the face outside her own Quinceanera. She didn’t even touch that guy, all she did was say some shit to him. I didn’t hear anyone talk about investigation.

No doubt about it. That is the most chickenshit thing I’ve ever seen one NFL player do to another in my entire life. And I’m not only familiar with the Richie Incognito story, but I’m old enough to remember Conrad Dobler, too.

Everyone waiting for the declaration of the shooter’s race or religion before we figure out if it’s us killing us or them killing us.

Is it time to talk about gun control yet?

I picture Roger Goodell, Jerry Jones and Papa John watching this in sheer terror.

It’s like they WANT to disrespect our flag/troops/AmericanDream/Deep-fried Oreos

These motherfuckers are asleep today, this was tasty.

This “rivalry” goes back for centuries. The oral histories of Samoa and Tonga acknowledge that the Tongans captured and enslaved the Samoan people for hundreds of years.

Agreed. This is way, way, way better than cheerleaders.

I’m conflicted. One one hand, that was the coolest shit I’ve ever seen. On the other, those players kneeling during a foofy pregame ritual was deeply upsetting.

Let her ass do the full 20!! White, entitled Americans need to learn that when they go to SOMEONE else’s country, they should stfu and do as the Romans do.

Trump knows very well that Obama was born in the USA, he just cannot handle the fact that a black man is far more erudite than himself.

Uhhh... what?

True, this anecdote definitely takes precedence over all the data to the contrary.