OH NO! SLIGHTLY FEWER SHITTY JOBS!

Gee, this is really an embodiment of that whole lay-down-with-dogs-wake-up-with-fleas adage.

There have been many occasions when I have drunk 12 Buds. I have never broken the 3 slice barrier with Papa Johns.

Exactly. Take some responsibility.

And I like New Balance, if for no other reason than they are the only brand it’s easy to find wide sizes in and my feet are shaped so weird it’s easier to just wear the shoebox.

- said no one after eating Papa John’s

Yeah, but I like Wendy’s. Could we somehow convince these assholes that they should be eating Jack In The Box? After all, their mascot is a white man whose mouth has been taken away, and their peak was in the early 80’s before “safety regulations” and “health concerns” took it away. Pretty sure entitled white guys…

America’s racists; slick to the touch and thick with sodium-bloat from their diet of Papa John’s and Chick-fil-a, angrily wheezing along from one bottom-rung restaurant chain to another on their once-pristine, now grease-sodden white New Balance sneakers.

To be fair, there were some good pepperoni on both sides of the pizza.

god, this just keeps getting better

The Budweiser of pizza.

Shhh. Nobody tell them about white pizza.

You can grab a drink there without feeling guilty now.

So Papa John’s is more adept at condemning racists than the President of The United States.

Companies like Papa John’s will do everything in their power to deflect blame away from where it should lie if it involves altering what they do in any significant way. More palatable to blame black folks kneeling than to spend more money on better ingredients, or more training, or whatever it would actually take to…

But only one of them has crusts stuffed with disgust- nevermind.

Did he ever stop to think that maybe sales dropped because their pizza costs more than the other major chains but does not taste any better? Folks are broke these days.

I thought the alt-right already had an official greasy, orange pile of garbage that makes your stomach cramp just by looking at it

If that’s the case, someone should really let Papa John know that. His racist, dog whistle comments about protesters are the reason the Alt-Right jumped on board with his brand.