As someone who is also somehow Rouge (I have a problem) and owns most of the things you reviewed, I am impressed with how absolutely honest (and in my opinion, laughably spot on correct) you are with every single review in this post.

I must plug Ulta here, though, because if you drop any kind of reasonable $ on this…

Felt tip pen is the best. Pencils, no matter how creamy, are hard as fuck to control. And who wants to mess with a pot of goo and a brush? As someone who has spent ~$20 a pop on various nice felt tip eyeliner pens (Kat Von D and Stila are the standouts) I have to be honest and say I’m every bit as, if not more, happy…