Ain't NOTHING wrong with a white wine spritzer on a hot summer day. Throw some thinly sliced cucumber in that bad boy and get it.

So let me just say this before I explode. My husband didn't ask to go to war for those pricks that we call a government. He didn't twiddle his thumbs while he was deployed. He helped give villages electricity and wells because it was the right thing to do and got shot at because he's American. He tried to save a…

She's a cunt. I know that word isn't popular here, but that's exactly what she is: a vindictive cunt.

Yes, counseling children has led to my opinion that many parents are fairly bad at their job, a job that many of them never wanted in the first place and were never actually qualified to do. For example, you don't know how to form complete sentences.

"To Tony Gwynn!"

Holy shit. It feels like a part of my childhood just died.....R.I.P. Tony. You will be missed.

How good was he?

One of my favorite players as a kid. One of the all-time greats. A class act on and off the field.

Was it The Spurs "big three" that won the finals. No it was The Spurs TEAM that won the finals.

That's not bald spot. That's a solar panel for a dunk machine.

Who's the best ever? #KINGJORDAN

#eatadicklebron

Good people immediately fired the offender, comped the check and apologized profusely. So you, know, they didn't do nothing.

She still showed up 90m after the time, even assuming it was indeed midnight. Seems a hell of a lot more serious than 5m to me.

I wonder if she will get charged with abandonment, as she overslept. I mean, wasn't everyone here clamoring for Kim Brooks to be put in jail forever for leaving the kid for 5m in the car? This woman overslept and left him there for hours. She should be facing the death penalty or something, right?

I love them too, no shame in my game. I think they got lumped in with that easy breezy 70s pop (which, OK, that's kinda their thing) and tend to be brushed off by music snobs, but she really had talent and her voice is exquisite.

The Pat Patterson story, while great, was not necessarily news. homosexuality was only a kayfabe (wrestling for fake) secret. He's been openly gay at WWE for over a decade, when Darren Young came out a year or so ago, Patterson was oft cited as evidence of WWE's corporate acceptance of homosexuality.

So when 4chan pretends to be feminists to troll people. it's just trolls from 4chan.

but when 4chan pretends to be MRAs to troll people... OMG MRAS ARE EVIL! LOL

god damn jezebel get your shit together.

It's a Jalopnik thing.