Nothing wrong with loathing Tom Cruise or his movies, imo.

So is he Future II or Future, Jr.? When they're out at a party, can they be all like, guys, we gotta go, we gotta get back to the Future II?

Odds are that no matter where they work they're going to have to be big boys and girls and dress according to a dress code. That's just life.

well duh

and the kid running the grill is most certainly fucking the drive-thru cashier at mcdonalds.

co-workers fuck. this is nothing new. tell me something thats a surprise

oh hell, for being boreds sake ill even run down a list of some other co-worker copulation

political candidates fucking their interns
ministers…

I was not, but thank you for making me so! A small bit of my ignorance has been swept asunder today. I still think it's an awesome name, as is Charger and Hatch.

My Dear Rhianna...

really? look at her track record. she stayed in an abusive relationship with chris brown and put up with him beating the shit out of her, and then got back together with him and tweeted racist mean girl shit about his girlfriend, even though the entire world knew what a violent fuck-up he was at that point. that says…

I'd cry if I was drafted by the Rams, too.

Pollyanna here! I love my kids. They probably saved my life. I was a hard-partying girl, but I always knew I wanted kids. They forced me to settle down and be a responsible adult. It was hard to admit to my super-feminist mom that the only thing I really wanted to do was be a Mom.

My personal favorite.

So... commenters can say how gross it is that a lot of the hatred for Kim/Kanye and their Vogue cover was racially-based, yet when Kim writes an open letter explaining she now understands racism is directed towards her family (and other people), the author of the article and other commenters are going to snark? UGH…

Yes, thank you. I clicked through to the linked article, and there is nothing in it that confirms that this girl was being bullied. Whoever reported it "said that the girl passed the cupcakes out to the students who were picking on her," which could be interpreted in any number of ways. I'm a little concerned about…

I believe that if this was a male who did this against women (we don't know the gender of the bullies, mind you, but weirwood has assumed they are male), we'd read how this is a statement of privilege where the young man assumed the women wanted his bodily fluids. Instead, the person bullied is a female. Because of…

From the information given on this article, this girl sounds like she's the bully to me...

Only on Jezebel can retaliatory psychological abuse be cause for celebration simply because the offender has a vagina. Bullying is wrong, but so is causing distress to bullies in such a manner.

Sounds like there's a reason she's being picked on.

Read the interview. The idea was to name their group after the generally religious spirit of giving (which in some form exists in all major religions). Jesus was just the most easily-recognizable face of the whole thing. At this point, that's the name of their group, and somehow I don't think the servers mind. Even if…

You guys. I just made up a joke:

Wouldn't be such a big deal if we weren't such assholes about our weddings. Honestly, I think if we put the same effort into being married as we do getting married, we'd have forty percent less divorces.