"I'd like to read this" is not a great editorial strategy. Then again, neither is "I'd like to pay someone $10,000 for unretouched photos of Lena Dunham."

Coleman, you're all right, buddy. I may not like your team, but I sure like you.

So let's try a little juxtaposition. Let's say Jeremy Shockey had caught a game-winning TD over Sherman and went WWE in his sideline interview by trashing his opponent.

To take two of many examples, I think Manziel is a dick. I think Sherman's a dick. The race of these people never occurred to me when I arrived at my conclusions.

“When you're good at something, you'll tell everyone. When you're great at something, they'll tell you.”
― Walter Payton

that is all.

I like to watch Manziel lose to knock his raging ego down a few notches.
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I like to watch Sherman lose to knock his raging ego down a few notches.

It's not about a 'black man knowing his place' to me. If Peyton Manning was interviewed and started shouting derogatory crap at the Patriot DBs, and how they better keep his name outta their mouths, I'd think he was equally classless.

I have always said that those who play the race card when there is no card to play are the racists themselves. This is one example.

Oh, and Barry Bonds at his "peak" was a juiced up, lying, arrogant, piece of shit that even his teammates hated with a burning passion. Not sure what that had to do with him being black. Of course, this is Gawker so the sun coming up today probably has something to do someone being black

By your fourth attempt, the issues may not be with the insitution, the issue may be with you.

Why the fuck would I want to hear Beyonce's take on this? Fuck you Beyonce.

Which would make LeBatard's vote decisive. Please, for the love of fuck let this happen.

I cried like a baby when I hear "Rainbow Connection" in the last one. I ALWAYS cry when I hear that song.

Everyone, stop what you're doing. The Great Liberal is here to tell you what to say and how to think. Listen to him, it's the only way to enlightenment.

Well English isn't Jameis' strong suit, he even struggles with the meaning of basic sight words like "no" and "stop"

Waiting for the eventual Gawker Crosspost hailing the Carrera GT and other super cars as the reason unicorns cry and rainbows aren't common anymore.

"I'm going to keep on having children for no reason other than spite and bloodymindedness, while complaining about how immigrants breed like rabbits!"

People whose business it is who Kate Winslet's children live with:

Funny how attention whores with no real talent like Danica Patrick feel like they have a right to dictate their celebrity on their own terms. She can tell ESPN about her new boyfriend. She can be the center of attention on NASCAR races that are "conveniently" sponsored by GoDaddy. 50 percent of the NASCAR race is…

The only joke I see here is Danica's career. I have never seen someone get so much press, endorsements and commercial ads. As far as I know she has only won 1 race and it was against some 3rd and 4th rate drivers in either Japan, China, or was it some Mexican back street in Tijuana? I honestly don't remember which…