You had me seriously questioning my own spelling skills when I couldn't find anything wrong with the words roll or tide. And then I looked up a line and immediately felt better about myself.

Dear Parents,

His dad was just glad the shot didn't include Phil Knight's hands.

Sharknado II: The Electric Eel Igloo

She's a baby killer. I've been following this story for months & her story doesn't pan out at all.

Something was lost in translation, as the Salvadoran fan was instructed to throw shade at Landon.

Um, her Zimmerman tweet is right, #doe. Zimmerman is white by proxy. Had Trayvon been Trevor, lovely white kid, Zimmerman would be all kinds of sp*cs and *illegal immigrants*, having people tell him to "go back to Mexico". Let's not be naive.