uhhhnobitch

10/29/13

Thanks! It was hard but I couldnt let my baby girl go through life thinking that was normal or ok. My ex has completely changed and is around a lot because our daughter and his and his new wifes daughter are very close. Our dynamic was crap but once he saw what he lost I guess he figured he wasnt going to let it…

10/29/13

I know how that goes. I married a "great guy" but as soon as we got home after our wedding he got mad because our house was a mess. He then threw our new set of silverware at me. I put up with crap like that for so long because I didnt want to go back to everyone and let them know they were right about getting married…

10/23/13

Did anyone have that one friend that would put out the joint in a coke can when there were still a ton of hits left to it? We had a friend that did that ALL THE TIME! We never said anything to her because she always used daddy's money to buy the good shit but it always made me sad to see a good 1/4 of a joint go to…

10/21/13

Almost like Anything Box's Living in an Oblivion.

10/13/13

Be careful there! The Texans fans are going on 4 weeks of no free slushies. They are starting to look like crack fiends. Its quite hilarious!

10/13/13

Be careful there! The Texans fans are going on 4 weeks of no free slushies. They are starting to look like crack fiends. Its quite hilarious!

10/9/13

In jr high and high school (graduated 20 yrs ago) all the girls that had "thigh gap" were the girls who were "easy". They all supposedly had numerous partners and the rumors and gossip ran rampant about them on Monday mornings. Thats usually how the guys picked their next conquest. They used to say, "The bigger the…

10/7/13

On the contrary he probably gets plenty of ass because he is a plastic surgeon. Then he promptly reconstructs that piece of ass for his sick pleasure.

10/7/13

But when its a 14 year old female teenager and her 18 year old girlfriend its ok? Its not stautory rape right? Geez

10/7/13

Confused? No. They are just walking around like crackheads because they cant get anymore free slushies!

10/6/13

"It isn't mandatory to write thank you notes, or to make a dinner for a family when someone is sick in the hospital, or to share something of yours with a neighbor, but it makes you a more classy person if you do." Oh honey you have a seriously messed up idea of "classy". Helping people or writing Thank You notes is…

10/2/13

Anytime "Jubilee Hall" came on in the clubs way back in '92-'93 the dance floor would be packed! When he started saying, "twerk baby, twerk baby, twerk, twerk, twerk" it got crazy on the dance floor because all our female asses would be bouncing. We let the guys do the Charlie Brown though so it was all good. Now I…

10/2/13

9/30/13

Murders and rapists no. Pyromaniacs? Yes!

9/17/13

It is not a practical joke. I have had an insane fear of clowns since I was a kid. My sister thought it would be funny to move all my clowns so close to my bed that when I woke up they were in my face. Been scared of the damn things ever since. Nothing has helped me overcome this fear and when I see them I either run…

9/7/13

Been a Cowboys fan for 33 of my 38 years of life. Dont care what people say, they are my team just like The Astros, Aggies and Dynamo. The thing I hate most about the new fans is that they dont know shit about the team or players. The only thing worse than a bandwagon Cowboys fan is the lying ass koTexan fans that…

9/6/13

Thats what my daughters elementary school did but they could get a hot lunch if they wanted. The parent would get an automated phone call saying that the childs lunch account was negative. That was it. No shaming, no denying the kids of food. The school wouldnt even tell the kids in the lunch line. The kids just input…

9/1/13

I think I love this kid! Whoop!

8/31/13

Same here!

8/24/13

A few days late but thanks for the laugh! Now I know where to get my parts since my car just died! Lol