What surprised me was the amount of kick returners who would field the ball in the end zone and then take it out, only to get around the 18 yard line. If you’re getting it at the 25 then why don’t you take a knee in the endzone?

True American hero catches ball with one hand, leaves other free to salute the flag.

Don’t worry, all of those same “protestors” that are burning shit to the ground are improving their city; those same people will be back someday to rebuild, to show that they really made a difference. Just like in Baltimore.

Sorry, I know this isn’t germane but mid-protest selfies? Come the fuck on.

That’s weird, every time I pick the Browns I just get a “Game Over” screen.

Fortunately, most Clevelanders will tolerate a Coleman that doesn’t close right.

Imagine being so rich that you have no fear of leaving the house looking like that.

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas for 10 seasons until a better offer rolls around.

Don’t be so sure

Jerry needs to remind the players not to wear their jerseys while they’re beating women.

If dummies want to give their money away...

Christ, I hope someone is pruning all of the trees at the Peterson estate. Dude’s gonna be angry.

I’ve seen these guys before:

I guess there are blind spots on these little Carrs.

There is literally nothing more “for-show politics” than passing a completely unenforceable law targeting transgender people and the bathrooms they use in order to stir up your religious conservative voting base.

You’re now third on the Browns QB depth chart.

If it were possible to bankrupt people with a series of ridiculous lawsuits I think I would have heard about it by now.

Here you go:

Pictured: Case Keenum pointing to which receiver he’s going to throw to.

“Unnecessary” is just, like, your opinion man.