Wide deceiver???

Sounds like my ex wife!!!

If you listen closely, you could hear Drew Magary smash furniture from miles away.

Helmets don’t kill people. People kill people.

Seek help immediately

Seems plausible. I mean, OJ was just trying to stab his helmet when those people got in the way. It got blown out of proportion and basically ruined his life. As a result, years later when was innocently trying to commit armed robbery on his helmet, and some jerks just happened to be in his path, poor OJ ended up…

The underdog story of how a little known kid from a community college got drafted by the Dallas Cowboys.

If I was on that crew I would say that the game was over and the team that schmuck was on had forfeited.

Fun and games until................ ^

Can confirm.

HOT TAKES DON’T MELT STEEL BEAMS!!!!

You deserve this for wearing a Mets shirt to work.

“smartwatches are a hyper-luxury item owned by assholes and sycophants.”

#allseatsmatter

The sad thing is, this is how the world really works.

“How dare you sit there and blame white people for the problems of the minority communities. After all, aren’t you half white? Didn’t two white parents adopt you, after yours weren’t willing to raise you?!”

It’s not free, it’s paid for by all of us behind the curtain of insurance- and since our taxes pay for insurance for others, we are literally spending our tax dollars to make these companies rich.

You take that back! Libertarianism is the best tarianism!

This remains one of my favorite childhood shows in the category of, “Was that a real show or did I fever dream it because I rarely encounter people who also watched the show” aka “Thank goodness for the Internet proving that I’m not as crazy as I think I am.”

“except good”