He didn’t lose them, his dog ate them.

I learned yesterday that the Kinja-verse is not totally ready for an “Inexplicably Racist Ed Hochuli” running gag to develop, and that’s a shame, because there’s so much to work with here. It could potentially keep delivering good jokes for a whole season.

That’s what I’ve been thinking, as well. Glad to see someone else point this out. It certainly didn’t seem like Cam was making it up, and it also seemed like an unlikely thing for Hochuli to say. The simplest explanation seems to be some sort of misunderstanding

I also see “because you were running”, but more than that, after a couple of tries, I can’t find a way to make “you’re not old enough to get that call” fit the ref’s mouth at all. There’s one point where the ref’s lips pucker enough that he could be saying “old”, but the movements after that don’t seem to fit “enough…

Looked to me like he said “because you were stretching your balls” but then again that’s what I was looking for

Satellite communication is not what’s going on here. For calling yourself captain pedantic you sure aren’t being very pedantic.

I’m in the odd position of feeling sorry for the very successful Pittsburgh Steelers. Being forced to listen to the Patriots homer radio broadcast is a fate worse than death.

“...but it didn’t have any impact on the outcome of the game.” - standard disclaimer in the game summary of every Patriots victory

More likr Patserisks, right gang?

to nearly everyone it resembled a penis and testicles

Sick burn bro.

My father took me to an Eagles game in 1977. The Eagles lost. I was 8. He got drunk and drove home to Elizabethtown with me asleep in the back of the, you know it, International Travelall. He got popped in Maytown, PA (stopped in to grab a beer with a buddy; I continued to sleep) by the cops for a DUI. They saw me…

Yeah, except the rule specifically excludes insects. Here’s the rule:

Like this one:

When keepin it real goes wrong...

Nomar Garciaparra wishes he’d hurry the fuck up.

Well—ahem—actually, he does fight crime, even though he’s a bad guy.

Total fail, Greg.

10:21 am BREAKING Cuban now driving through downtown San Antonio, looking for the place in the Mercado for fresh chorizo. CORRECTION: He is looking for Mexican sausage. CORRECTION TO THE CORRECTION: My sources are telling me chorizo IS Mexican sausage and that tweeting about sausage reveals subconscious homosexual…

I suspect this post will be one of the less controversial ones and will disappear with hardly anyone saying anything about it.