The Texans actually spoiled the deal when they asked to look in Peyton’s mouth.

This all could've been avoided if they just stuck with Tebow

*Looks at Poulter’s picture*

Maybe they moved him to linebacker, and when he asked which one, they confused him by saying, “Play the Will, Mike Sam.”

Catcher: That son of a bitch is throwing a shutout and now he’s shakin me off... can you believe that shit?

Pretty hypocritical that these amateurs can get paid.

Riley Cooper's contract makes a lot more sense when you remember that it's salary cap hit in 2015 is just a case of Copenhagen.

When asked for his rebuttal, Deion avoided contact.

Bad Seahawks Dad does have some issues, but at least he's there. Bad Sonics Dad is never around, but Shawn Kemp's kids have just gotten used to it.

Us? Cheat? We would never do that.

He fucked up.
But he wasn't the defense that played lights out for 3 quarters then completely shit the bed in 6 minutes giving away 3 TDs, 2 in 44 seconds.

Brandon Bostick Wasn't Supposed to...Catch That Onside Kick

"Oh wow. Must suck for the offense when the league makes an arbitrary rule that makes your job that much harder. (wanking motion)"- Every defender in the league.

I know they look funny now, but who's going to be laughing in 3 weeks when these guys are the only players left that haven't been forced into early retirement after catching Autism? These guys, that's who.

That selfie is great. It captured he and his girlfriend smiling to commemorate the moment and their fun Sunday together. If you look in the background, you can see it also captured the Jaguars' biggest crowd of the season.

Let me get this straight, some kind-hearted Jaguars fan went out of his way to make sure that this couple didn't have to spend a weekend in Jacksonville and somehow he's the bad guy?

Why didn't you stop the interview by biting his dick off?

Looking at those women, one thing's clear: Sanders isn't Muslim.