I hate to be a pedant, however, I must point out that it's not real chocolate. It is composed primarily of cocoa butter, sugar, milk and vanilla flavoring. But enough about Eddy Curry...

There is an obvious answer that no one is addressing.

I bet some players' wives and girlfriends would appreciate those pink mouthguards.

Some people will ignore warnings about consuming too much myotonic goat cheese.

So lots of tongue, got it.

Things did get awkward during one meeting when Mitchell mentioned that he was a split end. The book club then spent the next 45 minutes recommending various shampoos and salons.

1) Ugh... he is a borderline talent. From high school until 1 minute before he made his announcement, everybody was already questioning his ability. He won SEC DPOY because he put up great stats. But the consensus opinion was always that he only had those great stats because he played DE on the opposite side of…

if a man of Michael SAMs talent beats his wife, he'd be cut. If ray rice or Jason Kidd do it, they do not. Likewise, if ray rice was gay, he'd still be a first rounder.