It’s only 13 episodes, so how much time could that possibly take? The big issue is if ABC wants to continue with the series given the slump in ratings it has seen.

Headline should read: “Obama’s Plan Would Exploit Water Security Concerns to Funnel $300 Million to His Cronies.”

The surprising thing is how sub-mediocre Newton looked throwing the football. I figured taking away his running ability would tighten things up a bit, but not to that degree.

What the fuck? When did Deadspin turn into a shitty fucking hot take factory?

Your average blue milk delivery guy or vaporator repairman probably didn’t know who the Emperor was, either, to extend upon your rather astute point.

Was it really so difficult to pick up on? Common sense would suggest that the resulting government from the events of ROTJ would be fractured, at best. The rebels just blew up a space station, and took out the head of state who was probably secretly opposed by most of the Imperial government officials anyway. What…

I could really go for some Chipotle right now.

Just checking. Can’t be too careful these days.

I’m interested in seeing this list of people who have literally been killed by double dipping.

You’re kidding, right?

The human body generates more bio- electricity than a 120-volt battery and over 25,000 B.T.U.’s of body heat.

The biggest takeaway is just because you can find a particular part for cheaper online does not mean you should.

This is perfectly consistent with what everyone knows about Mike Brown. The Bengals’ ownership is notoriously cheap, cutting corners and underfunding necessary operations in every way imaginable.

Did this require an entire article to be written about it? A tweet telling people to enter numbers in a calculator would have sufficed.

Humans’ decisions exhaust all alternate realities

Damn near killed ‘im.

She scores a few hits on an injured bad guy. He runs off on his own power, as does she. You’re seeing what you want to see in the movie, not what really happens.

And how well-trained in lightsaber combat is Ren, anyway? We have built this assumption from the prequels that all Force-users are taught lightsaber skills from an early age, like a martial art. But I suspect that Ren’s training went a lot differently than that.

Does she really fly the Falcon “incredibly well?” There’s a lot of scrapes and wrecks as they are evading the tie fighter, and a lot of luck (and possibly Force intervention) involved in their survival.

I get the sense a lot of these people to whom you refer had their arguments largely written up well before the movie came out, and just filled in the blanks with elements of the movie.