Nothing is more deadly than Kevin McCallister in Home Alone. The only thing stopping that franchise from being the most violent in cinematic history is a total disregard for the reality of human physiology.

I employ a different strategy — I try to not be a high maintenance pain in the ass. Seems to have worked out pretty well so far.

He really did. The whole thing was great. There was something about the cadence and timing of how he employed his abilities, and his victims’ reactions, that made it feel real. This was one of those “lightning in a bottle” moments, so I hope studios don’t try endlessly copy it. I know I will end up disappointed on…

It’s just a different presentation, IMO.

He’d better have a got dam ‘Merican flag tattooed on his face, or I’ll be pissed.

Kilgrave would be a threat that would demand attention, but only if people knew he existed. Someone as smart as he knows that the only way he survives and thrives is by operating in relative anonymity. Someone who cons his way into a few million bucks just isn’t going to show up on the FBI’s or CIA’s radar, especially…

Except the first few episodes have been solid. Quite a lot better than solid, in fact. Building an identifying bond with the characters is a slower process than two episodes. You start out with the hook, to draw viewers in and leave them wanting for more. Into the Badlands has done a great job at that thus far.

Christ, give it a couple episodes to settle in already.

That’s not what they did. They complained in a Reddit AMA. There is a big distinction between “makes me not want to shop at REI” and “I no longer shop at REI.”

I like it too, quite a bit. It’s funny, fresh. Reminds me of the Muppets of old in some ways. The Electric Mayhem Band makes the show.

To be honest, the crazier this show gets, the more I like it.

“I’m saying it’s bad because the characters don’t act anything like rational human beings.”

This is the type of settlement that is not overseen by the legal system, or reported to the media.

Wait, this is really happening? My day just got better.

Stupid, alarmist nonsense.

Carol Danvers is Marvel. Maybe Warner Brothers is trying to stick it to Disney by recycling the last name?

I liked it. A lot. Largely for the same reason I like The Flash — she’s got a smile on her face while she’s saving people from all sorts of ill shit. She digs what she can do. Not every hero needs to be Batman. In fact, only Batman should be Batman.

So no Misfits in this movie? But their songs are better!

If you run an offensive play, maybe you run a sweep with a receiver or back, and have him heave the ball as far up in the air as he can, if he’s not going to be able to gain the line for the first down. At that point, you might be able to run the full 10 seconds that were remaining off the clock. But if you don’t, you…

No, we’ll probably just get another reality show. Maybe a magician/illusionist elimination show like Last Comic Standing. That’d be cool.