I'm over 40, and I still listen to new music, too. I think the only difference as I've gotten older is it's not as important for me to actively go out and find it. I don't really know who anyone is anymore, I just know what I like.

AV Club holding out hope that the final Joker will include the crazy tattoos, so they can have something to hate on.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It's too bad. Dredd was actually a pretty badass movie, and was a good homage to the source material.

I… was joking. Too. I don't even believe in Jebus.

That's not healthy, man. I'll be praying for you.

Oh look. Something else for the AV Club to hate on before they even know anything about it.

I dunno, I think the James Bond series has been pretty good lately. Sure beats smarmy Roger Moore.

In the books they're not so much a "couple" as they are coworkers with benefits.

I don't have a Netflix sub, but I will when Longmire premieres.

I'm not sure why the younger demo is so valuable. They are far more likely to fast forward through advertisements, and they have less money.

People don't often start out fat. I got that way through years of hard work.

Christ almighty, it's one episode in. I thought it was OK, and laid a decent groundwork. I'll be interested in seeing where it goes. I swear the AV Club has a hardon for wanting new shows and movies to fail, and that bias permanently taints their reviews.

I rather enjoyed Tusk myself. Fun movie, a little reminiscent of 70s horror flicks, and Michael Parks was pretty awesome.

Looks like someone screwed up. This article is supposed to be on the regular Onion site. Right?

He was smiling at the end because she fell for the story he made up.

He could try writing, instead of spending his time worrying about all these stalling tactics.