“You know what the kids are really into these days? Protests! What can we do with that?”

First read: “fuck this dude for trying to blame industry shortcomings on the much-needed and welcome push for diversity in comics.” Second read: “fuck, this dude is probably right.”

Hey, I’ve got a soft spot in my heart for the bricks but I sure wouldn’t kick a 900 out of my driveway! Truly a golden age for Swedish auto engineering...

The REAL question is, why would you get a 900 turbo instead of a 940 turbo...

Because adoption! A girl who “gets herself in trouble” should just suffer quietly through her nine-plus months as penance for her sins... apparently there are plenty of rich people queuing up to snatch that kid when it pops out. (SOURCE, my uncle and aunt had to wait two years to adopt the kid they wanted, why do the…

In his defense, the preferred term is “white dude”

I totally get this argument when comparing homophobia and racism, but it falls apart if you throw sexism into the mix (as it seems Chapelle did).

LOL at Trader Joe’s wares being described as “high-end food products”

Well of course... the whole system falls apart if EVERYONE gets life handed to them on a silver platter.

I’LL TAKE IT

This story struck me as odd because Whole Foods provides a stipend to employees to buy non-slip “shoes for crews” from a pretty limited catalog (at least in my region). The more stylish brands like Timberland or Doc Martin cost extra, plus they’re uncomfortable and fall apart prematurely. A couple of the most…

MANCEPTION

More accurately - humiliation is SUPER effective at changing another person’s behavior short term, but it frequently backfires later. So, perfect tool for a teacher who only has to deal with the kid for a year or two.

Did you go climbing on the giant rocks?

Beat me to it.

Let’s face it - humans may take the prize in the boob category, but horses have the nicest hair, kangaroos have the nicest chest/arms, and gorillas have the nicest ass.

They’re just talking about swimming a little ways out into the water and jerking off, right? ‘Cuz we’ve ALL been there...

that damn wii generation with their revolutionary gesture-based controls

spoiler alert, IT’S HIS DAD