Another thing - why is it assumed that all friends (especially hetero male friends) hang out giving each other shit like this? Like, even if they aren’t using terms that are offensive to minority groups, how is it cool or admirable to constantly belittle one another to the toxic levels portrayed in movies like “The…

I wouldn’t say these words shall not be said by anyone... just that they shall not be said by straight white men, no matter what.

Same - if you use a threaded needle, you can loop thread under and around the layer of “dead” skin and give yourself fake stitches. And then pull them out slowly to make a line of gross little holes in your skin. Kids are weird!

If I was younger and cooler I would do that ASCII shrug emoji thing using Japanese letters.

Literally EVERYONE who read that headline and lead knows who Grimes is, I wanna know who the hell is “Dr. Luke”?

There are plenty of people who could answer both of these questions for you but I feel like you don’t really care to have them answered.

who put a Bic pen up your urethra.......

If you grew up with “religious abuse” that you have since overcome and now speak out against openly... then I guess maybe you’re qualified to comment on how these people are reacting to their upbringing.

She & Him gender-switched the vocal parts (same with Lady Gaga + JGL, *swoon*)... this does a lot to ease the creep factor for me, make of that what you will. It’s a brilliant song, but some versions work better than others - Seth Macfarlane, for example, comes across as a creep no matter what he sings.

LOL @ arugula being called “artisan,” also you know that shit doesn’t just come from italy right

THAT AIN’T A PIZZA, SON

I grew up in West Texas, where pizza came from Dominoes or Pizza Hut and GOOD pizza came from Papa Johns. So douse that shit in ranch, hot sauce, whatever, it’s already mediocre at best.

Yeah, this situation was unforgivably mismanaged. Either somebody was looking for any excuse to fire this employee, or they were on the worst kind of power trip.

The logic behind such a policy is, if employees are allowed to take home garbage/culls, some of them might make up reasons to throw away product or inventory (“accidentally” nicking or scraping expensive furniture to be garbage-picked later, for example). It’s a cynical policy but it exists for a reason... a good…

“Since 1996 and the significant increase in abstinence-only-until-marriage funding, broad efforts to implement comprehensive sexuality education largely have been derailed.”

Actually, I’m pretty sure “Weird Beef” is Bourdain’s next culinary travelogue series.

What the shitting hell is an RMV? That commonwealth needs to get itself an honest DEPARTMENT of motor vehicles like the rest of us God-fearing American states.

Well, it’s not exactly the same, but there’s WAY too much trivialization of addiction in a lot of people’s vernacular... the whole “it’s like crack” thing, or people slapping the inside of their elbows when talking about being addicted to Pepsi or some such. I suppose it’s a little more forgivable, as it’s easy to…