X-files at least..?

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My earliest concert experience was Carman playing a relatively large “arena” show in Lubbock, TX (anyone steeped in the neo-evangelical Christianity of Bush I-era middle America likely knows who I’m talking about). What made it really memorable was a woman a few rows up from us suddenly falling to the floor, writhing…

I'm torn.. as a professional point of pride, I'm glad I never worked in a kitchen where fucking with somebody's food was considered even REMOTELY okay by any member of the staff. Effective ways to deal with unacceptable customer behavior are confronting/shaming them, refusing service, or 86ing them outright. I get the…

TOLD!!

ain't here to argue that hershey's product isn't THE WORST, but get real.. these british chocolate products are over-sweetened kiddie bullshit. and those stupid bars you smash up and dump into your mouth? piss me right off, get that shit out of the back seat of my car. yeah, i can see enjoying these cloying sweets if…

Hey! It only smells that way when the wind is coming from the South.. or the South-East.. or the West.....

I dunno, I was in a pretty decent production of "Ah, Wilderness" at the Tech theatre back in the day!

If you're thinking of "The man who sold the moon," the gambit involved approaching Coca-cola regarding a rumor that Pepsi was considering this brazen lunar advertising campaign.. the main character convinces Coke to buy exclusive advertising rights to the face of the moon, and as Coca-cola couldn't legibly print their…

wait till they're like, RIGHT right there, then just before they climax go "BUGGABOO!!" really loud or pop one of those new year's poppers. who knows, you may do your partner a favor by programming a hot new fetish.

the lube issue is nil if you got a foreskin, JUST SAYIN'

hott

LEFT hand instead of right?! now THAT's not natural!!

beat me to it!

hah, when you said "violating the little sign with a skirt on" at first I pictured some perv drawing a little skirt on the men's room sign to lure the ladies into his lair..

seems like joining a really nagging HOA, except for your body. but i guess you get private security and no "unsavory types" walking on your sidewalk, or something?

naw dude.. after i make, i gotta form the downward-facing dog in the bathtub, with shower head set to 'massage' blasting an ice-cold jet of water directly at my perineum... and i gotta stay there a good 20 minutes, weeping silently and trying to unclench my buttocks so i can feel clean..

ahh, but can you axe someone TO your wedding?..

for real, people, quit force-ripening those things and shipping them all over the country in every season.. you gotta get them in mid/late summer off the back of somebody's pickup, on the side of some highway in new mexico or west texas.. the way god intended!

The Learning Channel helps me learn about the shittiness of other people's lives, does that count?