But think of my little 7 year old boy Talon who I now need to explain twerking to (after of course he explains what twerking is to me) who upon seeing this flagrant act has immediately started down a road that will lead to prostitution and intravenous drug use!

Everyone knows you can’t go to three pumps.

All I can say is thank CHRIST they penalized that one guy for jumping up and down after his team scored a touchdown. We need to keep that sort of behavior in check.

I feel bad that OBJ was dragged into all of Lena Dunham’s unnecessary drama. He really seems like a sweet dude who just wants to live his life and enjoy his Instagram.

This is the perfect response for how much it’s gonna burn her attention-seeking ass up.

Tech bloggers getting fucked? There’s a first time for everything!

You are correct. The reason these comment sections aren’t funny is that the articles usually get cross-posted to jezebel.

False rape/domestic abuse allegations are incredibly rare. Unfortunately incidents such as these and the Rolling Stone debacle with UVA make it that much harder for real victims to report abuse as it feeds into the narrative that women are lying or embellishing claims. It’s quite tragic actually.

The fact that she thought a domestic violence charge would end a career in the NFL is hilarious....

6 years old. Immense pain from a broken bone. Better fucking walk you weak little bitch.....

This has zero to do with this post but I’m watching a documentary about Babe Ruth and it turns out he was shot in the leg in a bar by his mistress. So if you ever get the question what do Aqib Talib, Plaxico Burress and Babe Ruth have in common? The answer is they all suffered a gun shot wound to their leg in a bar.

I like his style, here is me winning a gold in Rio.

I understand why, legally, they are required to pay. It’s sound law and 99 times out of 100 it serves a good purpose.

wow 19 years

The Chargers finally got Bosa...

Or, she’s a normal human in a normal relationship, and she’s reached her “fuck it” point. We all know people, or have been people, who have stayed in relationships FAR beyond what, in retrospect, would have been the smart, right time to leave. Few make the decision to marry and really think “well, if it gets weird,…

Its a love tap, but still enough to chip some paint. I’d be pissed. Needs more sensors.

It was an invasion of privacy and a violation of HIPAA.

They say Pierre-Paul may seek as many as seven digits.