This comes second to the time that guy jumped off the upper deck into the foul net.

He now joins Derek Jeter and Jorge Posada on the DL.

“It’s funny because it didn’t happen to me.”

“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.” - Mel Brooks

Go Fuck Yourself

Mine would be easy to find. My kids can never seem to put the cap back on the water bottle correctly. So mine would be the one with a puddle beneath it.

Lol

So no professional soccer players anymore? No professional tennis players? Any runner who gets a Nike contract or gets paid to be on a Wheaties box can’t compete? The rule-change was for the whole field, not just basketball.

Demarcus Cousins broke into to tears after the sudden realization that the next time he would play basketball it would be for the Sacramento Kings:(

Boy, I can’t wait until the NFLPA goes on strike to try and reduce the commissioner’s power in the next CBA!

I'm hoping for some sort of James Harrison berserker scorched-earth scenario where he lays waste to the NFL pencilnecks who keep hassling him.

My sister and I had this conversation last season and I said he could just be a stay-at-home dad because I feel he would love it and be good at it and always bring the good snacks for snack day at school

Katie has made a huge mistake. Katie is a hard-working adult. Tom is a man-child. He cannot match her. He will always disappoint her.

Yeah, but have they boned since the engagement? Literally the only question I have about these two.

I got robbed once with two friends while walking to the Hell-Osco on Milwaukee Avenue in Chicago. Following that ordeal, what started as a grocery run turned into a marathon beer and shot session (with many free rounds when we retold the hold up story). Adrenaline works in strange ways.

The point is that all of that security did absolutely nothing. They panicked just like everyone else. So if we’re going to put up with all the bullshit policies, delays, and costs shouldn’t we be getting some benefit out of it?

Men really need to learn how to control their emotions.

Jeez, to have been a fly on that wall.

Researchers peg the prevalence of Celiac disease in America at 0.71 percent of the population, or 1 in 141 people have Celiac disease. Researchers have further pegged that Celiac disease is most prevalent in Los Angeles, New York City, and San Francisco, where 87% of women ages 18 - 34 have the disease.

Get them talking about Crossfit, their rescue dog and why they have a Vegan! tattoo while working at Chipotle.