The baby will just be crying for those ten minutes, nonstop. A baby’s needs and its wants are the same thing. Crying is their only form of communication, and they don’t understand waiting because they don’t understand time. So the baby won't starve, but you can't explain that to him, because he's a baby.

And this lady even uses the modesty blanket... not that she has to. But seriously, if it is about the ZOMG fear of nipples, with that giant blanket there, there is no risk of that.

I’d rather see a woman nursing (including possible seeing OMGSH! her nipple!) than hear a crying baby. Why is this STILL going on?

“They look the same to me.” - the uncle I unfriended on Facebook

That Benoit story... just... geez.

Two things are guaranteed to make every busybody within a 50-mile radius come out of the woodwork: pregnancy and having an infant with you.

Also, an optional nice bit of gear to have is of the 4-legged canid variety. Ours was most efficient when it comes to disposing of stray Cheerios or peas that my daughter gleefully tossed on the floor as she transitioned to solid foods. Barkuuming for the win!

What!?! Where the hell is the Spoiler Warning!?! Some of us like to watch our sports 6 hours after they happen in carefully curtailed packets of mass consumption. Now I can’t pretend excitement 11 pm.

“OH yeah, $0.00 since you’re pro-birth. Fuck ‘em once they’re born.” Except he’d fuck ‘em even before they’re born, because he’d deny the mother healthcare, which means he’d deny the precious life he’s so on the side of. Because that’s communist shit, and he’s not about that.

It pisses me off beyond words that men like Rubio feel entitled to decide what women must do with not only their bodies, but the very life they’ll lead after their child is born. I’m 5 months pregnant, and I’m positive that if my baby had microcephaly, and abortion were illegal, I would go to some desperate lengths to…

Easy for him to say. He won’t be the one going through the heartbreak of having a child with microcephaly.

“If I’m going to err, I’m going to err on the side of life,” he said.

I’m guessing he’s going to err on the side of life, but not err on the side of making sure women who are forced to have babies with birth defects are then provided with the medical and financial resources necessary to care for a child with life-long special needs.

I cannot sleep with a growling stomach, and my two go-to snacks for this purpose are either a slice or two of cheese or a spoonful of peanut butter. Just now, I found myself unable to choose, but I thought of this argument. Without hesitation, I removed a slice of Provolone from the fridge, spread some crunchy Jiff…

So this is gonna look for all the world that I am just trying to insert myself in the debate for a few minutes of personal gratification but I really don't care: there is nothing better than spreading peanut butter on a piece of American cheese, rolling that fucker up like a Cohiba, and then chowing down. If you have…