In one of his past lives, George Zimmerman was a herpes virus.

disappointed that article didn’t end with him being knighted

Anna, I hate to be “that guy” but the headline made me think this was going to be about two people when it is apparently just a couple of shit stains? Please edit, thx.

i miss that guy that shot him in the face

Entitlement, pure and simple. He noticed her on Twitter and developed a crush. Then he realized they were already friended on Facebook and decided it was clearly fate, she was his soulmate and they were destined to be together! It didn’t even occur to him that she might not be as enthusiastic as he was for this whole…

Good point. Nothing is ever really important unless it happens to men.

Chances are he would have got more than 15 days for choking a man.
Or maybe it’s just that the victim isn’t famous enough that people would readily recognize her name in the headline.

The ratio of people complaining about the possibility of trolls to actual trolls is like 100 to 1.

I don’t know why I wait for Mondays when after reading these my mind is flooded with rage and memories of my food service past...

THAT shit set off my irate manager’s button. Fuck that lady and everything she stands for. I hope her daughter defies her parenting and grows up to be a decent human being, because her mother certainly isn’t.

I would have wanted to slowly pour the milkshake out onto the pavement while staring her in the eyes the whole time.