Crimson Peak was not a good movie. Like most del Toro movies, it was visually stunning. But the story was weak and predictable, and there was an occasional visual effect that looked really flat and cheap (I’m thinking specifically about Hiddles ghost at the end).

Me too. It’s like I can fly my Hiddleston love flag again without being terribly ashamed of him. Although that ridiculous tank top will probably haunt him for a long time to come. That was a...misstep, to put it lightly.

This crack pot theory does belong on an episode of X-Files. Not sure how anyone could believe Tom Hiddleston, a man who is always keeping his relationships a secret would all of a sudden want to have a very public relationship. And how that would be a deal breaker for Taylor Swift

Oh I NEEDED this today.

hello, friend.

Tom wanted the relationship to be more public than she was comfortable with.

I don’t know, but YOU LEAVE KETCHUP OUT OF THIS.

this makes me incredibly happy

my conspiracy theory is that idris elba and t.swift are working together to bring down hiddleston to clear the way for elba bond.

Oh my gosh, 3 months of dating is almost like no time at all if you’re not famous. You’re dating just long enough to discover the other person doesn’t like cheese on their hamburgers and GIRL THAT IS WHEN YOU KNOW IT IS OVER.

PLEASE GOD LET THE KATIE HOLMES THING BE TRUE

Intention may mean fuck all, but you seem to be laboring under the delusion that if you personally don’t see something in the text, it’s impossible for it to be there. Which is ludicrous.

I mean if you missed it and others missed it fine that’s a criticism in itself. But I got it and others got it. And then that was backed up by her interviews about the characters and their likability.

You have only watched a few episodes of the show, right? I’ve seen every episode, and to me, it is absolutely clear, and has been from the very first scene of the show, where she acts like a spoiled bitch when her parents cut off the funds. You’re supposed to be on the parents’ side in that scene — that is clear.

The Donald episode was so long ago, but posting a refresher below. Hannah is utterly dreadful in this scene, pompously blathering about her writing, lecturing him about his politics, claiming she doesn’t see race, and idiotically thinking that he’d want to have sex following her ridiculousness. He does not look like a…

Oh, I thought we were supposed to hate them all. we aren’t? they are all terrible people. i thought that was the joke. they are all terrible people the way all the characters in seinfeld are terrible people. it doesn’t need a punchline, it is the joke. like, its the water around them, being terrible. it’s the accepted…

They didn’t find nothing on Allen. They found plenty. The family chose not to go to trial because the child was too traumatized. You must be new. Check it out.

“No word on how Kate Moss took all of this.”

None of those men have been convicted of anything, though. Terry Richardson has been accused of stuff in public but never been found guilty in a court of law. Bill Cosby is on trial, but has not yet received a conviction for anything. I think lumping them all together is actually really appropriate.