YOU JUST STOP RIGHT THERE.

“That’s the truth. It’s not a publicity stunt.”

It might be equally unlikely that he would have been president without her. They support each other’s ambitions and like most couples, drive each other’s destinies.

Nope, we can not all agree on that.

Right!

She is not ‘whip smart’. She makes a lot of offensive and shitty comments about a lot of people and groups of people. Sure you can say that she’s just ‘stirring up controversy’ but that is not smart to me. It’s just being an asshole and I don’t know why she’s applauded for it.

I mean he did say they’re “together” and “happy” he didn’t say WHY they’re together!

“TAYLOR SWIFT and I are together”? I only call my fake significant others by their full name in public, thankyouverymuch.

How does she suck the sex appeal out of every many she is with?

This sounds like the statement a kidnapping victim makes while desperately blinking H-E-L-P in Morse code with his eyes.

Then he’s a bigger tool than I imagined.

Sure Tom.

If you got so drunk that a mugger noticed and decided to take advantage of that, a lawyer wouldn’t attempt to use your drunkenness to get the mugger off charges.

It was fascinating to watch the Bill Cosby narrative shift seamlessly — and almost instantaneously — from “If he’s been doing this for so many years, there would be hundreds of victims, so he can’t possibly be guilty” to “All these accusers prove that women are just jumping on the bandwagon for a payday, so he can’t…

i’ve completed half of step 1. i’ve found and wooed a person.

This just in: Greta wants to keep her job.

Greta says she would’ve heard about any sexual harassment.

Since, surprisingly, there hasn’t been a post about this year’s ESPN body issue, I thought I’d leave some of it here. Highlights include Chris Mosier, the first transgender athlete to be photographed for the issue; para-athlete Allysa Seely, 56 year old Greg Louganis, and Dwyane Wade apparently having a little too…

Guess he’s not that big of a fan, the whole internet knew she was on her way to Australia this morning.

It’s adorable how you, a foreigner, have no idea of the realities of Blackness in America. Black people here are not at all making any decisions to come to your country and do anything. The idea that Black people are “all equally American occupiers” is laughable to anyone who acknowledges our history and current…