I haven’t played the beta. That being said, I’d like to see something awesome like what Helldivers did with their Galactic war.

More like Suckiphus amirite?

I like how you use some RNG loot as a qualifier for your comment.

OMG OMG OMG ANOTHER NEW DANCE TO BUY!!!!

And you know, they’ve spent so much money on it already.

OH WOW OMG ANOTHER DESTINY UPDATE!!! ITS AMAZING. THIS IS TOTALLY DIFFERENT THAN WHAT YOU REPORTED ON LAST WEEK!

So, when is the Doom Beta? I happen to recall being given access when I bought Wolfenstein.

Wow, you sound like you’re really important and shit - NO MCDONALDS PEON YOUR JOB IS TO SERVE ME!!! NOW GET ME A MANAGER!!!

It’ll be lots of everything. So go ahead and plan accordingly.

I enjoyed it. It’s a departure from traditional Doom, but I found the gunplay good, the flashlight/darkness elements interesting but also arguably illogical. I’m actually worried about this one, but I’ll hold my judgement.

Holy crap. Now you’re showing “1 question site surveys” when we land on an article. Fuck you and your ad filled website.

Hey Patrick, how about you put to use some of those journalistic credentials you’re always whining about and find out for us, hmmm?

SOMEONE GET HIM A COMB.

Also, Sammer sounds like he totally gives a shit when he says “winter boo.” This is like Rosie Perez yelling at a guy on downers.

I’m very Caribbean. What the fuck does that mean?

It truly is “heres some old stuff from last year” day.

You guys are astounding. “We received this back in 2012 but didn’t give a shit then. It’s awesome now!!!!!”

Holy crap that was painful to watch/listen to. You should like, not do that again. Where that is speaking into a microphone.