I’d probably grimace too if I had to pose for 15 minutes of pictures. I can barely get through one without looking like this
I’d probably grimace too if I had to pose for 15 minutes of pictures. I can barely get through one without looking like this
Hello and welcome to Flygirl, Jezebel’s new travel site that has nothing to do with In Living Color. (Though that’s…
I would be thrilled if we could also have custody and support papers sent this way. My daughter’s sperm donor went out of his way to hide out from child support orders for years. He would refuse to sign for served papers or claim not to be himself to the process server. Basically anything he could do to get out of…
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Mindy is not her brother and should not be held accountable for his nonsense. HOWEVER. So many of y’all on Jezebel were so ready to excuse her all-white (and almost) all male writers’ room, the fact that all 7 million of her love interests on The Mindy Project were (and are) conventionally attractive White guys (Seth…
a cake that said "Mark 12:31" would have worked.
they should've made a rainbow cake that said 'I love gays' and handed it to the bigots while saying 'this one's on the house'
Let's be complete here. The bakery *was* going to make an appropriate cake for the message. However, when it became clear that the employees just couldn't shit enough, even after a whole box of Ex-Lax, they just didn't have enough appropriate ingredients on hand to make a suitable cake.
Wish I’d thought of that.
It’s cool, you can join our group. We’re the World’s Okayest Moms- and we’ve got the mugs to prove it. (sorry that the picture is giant and fuzzy) Here’s your welcome bouquet.
That whole family needs to eat a little less cheesy potatoes and a little more kale because all of them have horrible skin.
I could definitely see this happening. "I keep my skin clear for my husband, because my appearance is a reflection on him and he prefers me with Proactiv."
(no. I'm not.)
ESPECIALLY when you're boning. He has to make sure you're doing missionary for the purpose of procreation.
Prepare for the most English thing that any of you have ever, or will ever, have the privilege of hearing: in the CofE (that's the Anglican church) wedding ceremony the bride and groom are never asked to kiss. They are told to shake hands. This took both my husband and I by surprise. The Canon didn't bother to mention…
A dispatch from the lip-locking Duggars beat: Jessa and her new husband Ben decided they might wait until marriage…
River, Carey, This Flight Tonight, A CASE OF YOU! Basically anything on Blue. And Chelsea Morning.
Probably. The dosages are smaller, and it's worth pointing out that I'm not sure if the same synthetic hormone is used in Mirena as the study cited here.
Last year I decided I had a problem with online-shopping and decided to see if I could through February without buying anything online. I did it again later in the year, but for three months. Two things I learned from that were:
these diaries are always so awesome but make me feel like I'm not a Real Female Adult Human because I wear, like, foundation and chapstick.