I will stand with you, comrade, shoulder to shoulder, should the defense of tater tots require resort to violence.

Former PGA TOUR exec here: The PGA TOUR does NOT love Augusta, in fact just the opposite. The Master’s is not a TOUR event and all it does is diminish the value of actual PGA TOUR events just like the MLB would hate it if the World Series was run by someone other than MLB. It may bring interest to golf, but it takes…

“it’s a rule of life that all despots attract lackeys...”

Probably the first sacrifice a Republican has ever made

Surprising that Bartolo Colon’s contract allows him to do this sort of thing on his off days.

This is the best Chicago/Stanley Cup highlight reel I’ve seen all night.

A lot. We really were the front runners for the expansion team up until the last minute. The STL ownership group was top heavy with ego. We had 1 too many guys wanting to be in charge and feelings got in the way...money was being pulled and the NFL looked to Jacksonville instead.

So he gave seats, and then took them away? I wish there was some kind of inappropriate cliche to describe his actions...

Fewer and fewer people want to endure the live NFL “experience”, which mostly consists of thousands of obnoxious alcoholics staggering around screaming at things they can barely see and waiting for the Papa John’s ads to run so the game can finally resume.

Even worse, they’re being driven to Oklahoma’s football stadium.

Someone should mention to Ballard Spahr that defamation against a public figure like KJ takes a level of malice that is impossible to meet when Deadspin is simply giving a fair report of what one person (Williams) has to say about another (KJ); namely, he sent me a text that I thought was an inappropriate booty call…

Anyone who chooses to spend time with Michelle Rhee has got to be a shitstain of the highest order.

The only way this could be better is if we’re giving them the Bush administration in exchange.

Feels like America just won the World Cup.

I'm sorry that you are so enmeshed in political identity politics that you want private companies to be forced to employ, change rules for, and preserve criticism from conservatives, but I guess that's what being an entitled minority gets you.

I ran into this exact issue when attempting to buy a vehicle while I was in Afghanistan. Could not get a direct response to my two basic questions 1) out-the-door price (with delivery to my hometown), and 2) “do you accept mastercard?”

To fix my termite problem I burned my house to the ground.

After this negative publicity, her future will be filled with recruiting hurdles.

She was forced to cut them because there were too many volunteers.