I’m old enough to have been around ESPN from the beginning, more or less. It really fell off the first cliff after Tom Mees died.

You clearly don’t shit like the rest of us.

One way you could make it consistent is to make punting the ball out of bounds ALSO illegal, which would increase overall comedy in the game by a good 20 percent. Then, in order to increase “safety” (world’s biggest eyeroll), you add college football’s halo rule to protect returners. That means you can’t be…

Even McCarthy has a transit center in Kenosha named after him. Trump may not even be left with that much.

Well, the people who are looting the government, environment and your civil rights have names and addresses, and they’ve made sure firearms are freely available to anyone with a pulse.

In order for Kronke to be Modell, the natives would have to actually hate to see a team deeply integrated into the community leave, and San Diego isn’t close to Cleveland in this regard (perhaps the only thing Cleveland has on San Diego).
There are alternative destinations for the club outside of the Southland; San…

C’mon now. ‘If You’d Only Hate Me Less, I’d Love You More’ wasn’t that bad...

As a man with a penis, let me politely suggest that if we’re having anal sex with you, nothing about it is an accident. It’s our way of coping with being too shy to ask.
Forgiveness over permission, and all that.

Works as a supervisor for an A/B distributor now.

There was no critical coverage of Hillary over the final months of the election because Trump made it easy for the media to forget what she had done with all of his talk about grabbing pussy’s, etc.

Being too stupid to understand your own strawman is no way to go through life, son.

Well, actually, it did, in the sense that the transition from Neoliberalism to full on quasi-fascism is completed as a result of this election, yes.

We figured out you were a fucking idiot five posts ago, but thanks for the confirmation.

Or, perhaps it’s just an 80-something guy dealing with hair loss from cancer treatments.

Two ledes being buried here:

This seems familiar. - Al Gore

Porcello and Scherzer win Cy Young Awards in the AL and NL, and Verlander finishes third. Imagine how many World Series you’d win if you could ever get those guys in the same rotation.

Bernie’s message was the correct one to run upon. Bernie himself was not a particularly good candidate to deliver it, unfortunately.

You can put a ribbon on a turd, but it’s still a turd.

A meteor. Root for a meteor.